PLASTIC LOVE

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

One time an open water swim race I was in was cancelled because there was a corpse in the water (cyclist hit by a rogue wave) and people got mad that it was cancelled and then other people got mad at them for being disrespectful to the dead cyclist, to their family and to the coast guard that was too busy looking for the body to watch us swim. So now the swim has an official corpse policy. Because at least a dozen or so people vocally and angrily expressed the willingness to swim among at least one corpse.