I Guess I Should Post Here

this too shall pass

HURRY UP

there are a lot of people on this website who are incredibly, flamboyantly wrong about things, but theyre also like……clearly in gigantic amounts of pain, and arguing with them on the internet isnt going to change the situation of either their wrongness or their pain

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

There are memorable and funny advertisements (I know this sounds fake) but honestly they're so few and far between that if all advertisements disappeared forever and were banned from human consciousness or whatever the net gain would be so staggering it would be completely worth it

advertisements and their effect on culture is so fucking beyond the pale at this point they literally should not exist. it's an affront to mankind that they exist period

god, your best warrior needs money

If you're reading this, you're on Tumblr!

erenville is so funny to me. everything about his backstory wants him to be a protagonist but he's so effortlessly normal that it just never happens. he worked for the secret government space-ark of noah project. he's childhood friends with the princess of unified continental america. his mother was essentially one of the american warriors of light and told him to find the legendary golden city that nobody ever returns from. his hometown got swallowed by the tokusatsu dimension and that same mother died as part of an underground resistance movement in the tokusatsu dimension but persists as a cyberghost. erenville is normal though. he's a guy with a job and he never learned how to fight. his special skill is being a completely regular wildlife expert and he is far too employed for any of this high stakes sweeping epic business.

Ha, not anymore. He caved in, he's ours now. Now watch him slay his first corporeal avatar of existential horror in a couple of years.