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Because I keep losing my own stuff, so I should brobably pin it already.
#Sunset Tempest - pictures.
#Sunset Answers - prompts and such.
#Nemesis - Ancientsona.

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Me, watching you go balls deep into William The Free-Use Slut because your long-distance open relationship girlfriend just walked in and you don't want her finding out that you already got that dick piercing that she specifically told you not to get: Hmm. Interesting use of Free Will.
me, 2 weeks into playing ffxiv: i dont respect any of these mfs whose names i cant even remember. i will probably uninstall later when i get bored
me, half a year into ffxiv: ok so the botanist questline in which the farmers at camp cloudtop get accused of heresy for infiltrating a non native crop into the country was PROBABLY a cover for house dzemael wanting to cause further stress on house haillenarte bc by destabilizing them, (the weakest link) this means house fortemps (powerhouse but kind of against the holy sees policies) will also be weakened by default. and fortemps controls the literal entry point to ishgard. its dangerous if they ever rebeled or revolted bc that can cut off ishgard from the rest of the continent. so it makes sense that the church would want them to have less influence or power overall, using house dzemael to do so bc we later know that house dzemael were the ones that tipped the fucking church abt the fucking vegetables. and house dzemael is the only house with active members that belong to the heaven's ward (grinnaux, violent guy whose murders were covered with coin & paulcrain, formerly of house fortemps. coincidentally the mfs who also arrest alphinaud and tataru of heresy)
A bit of a low effort day.
something simple to show off the hair~
mash-up is from Cryptoad original works by Oneiroy and hirun π§§
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transfem emmanellain...transfemmanellain #happypride
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imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened
Gotta be honest, I don't get why people are so mad about that Kylo Ren reveal.
Like, here's some edgy villain, a Darth Vader clone, you expect that when the mask drops there's something equally edgy, and then he takes off the mask and there's just a dude.
And I feel like this was one of the actually good things that movie did, showing how there's some literally who looking mf mythologizing the villain into a hero status and larping Old Times while missing the entire point of what was going on back then.
Totally fictional concept of course. I'm sure that it never happens in real life.
Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn arenβt in earshot theyβll never know right?
Then about a week into their journey like
Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying
Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah weβre the worst
Legolas:
~*~earlier~*~
Legolas: ugh fucking hobbits
Merry: Frodo whatβd he say
Frodo: Iβm not sure he speaks a weird dialect but I think heβs insulting us. I should tell him I can understand Elvish
Merry: I mean you could do that but consider
Merry: you can only tell him ONCE
Frodo: Merry. Youβre absolutely right. Iβll wait.
#legolasβ hick accent vsΒ #frodoβs βi learned it out of a bookβ accentΒ #FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Legolas: umm well your accent is horrible
Aragorn: *hollering from a distance* HIS ACCENT IS BETTER THAN YOURS LEGOLAS YOU SILVAN HICK
Frodo: :)
Frodo: Hello. My name is Frodo. I am a Hobbit. How are you?
Legolas: yβalldβveβffβve
Frodo, crying: please I canβt understand what youβr saying
Ok, but Frodo didnβt just learn out of a book. He learned likeβ¦ Chaucerian Elvish. So actually:
Frodo: Good morrow to thee, frend. I hope we twain shalle bee moste excellente companions.
Legolas: Wots that mate? βEre, you avinβ a giggle? Fookinβ βobbits, I sware.
Aragorn: *laughing too hard to walk*
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dYinGggGgggβ¦
i mean, honestly itβs amazing the Elves had as many languages and dialects as they did, considering Galadriel (for example) is over seven thousand years old.
english would probably have changed less since Chaucerβs time, if a lot of our cultural leaders from the thirteenth century were still alive and running things.
theyβve had like. seven generations since the sun happened, max. frodoβs books are old to him, but outside any very old poetry copied down exactly, the dialect represented in them isnβt likely to be older than the Second Age, wherein Aragornβs foster-father Elrond started out as a very young adult and grew into himself, and Legolasβ father was born.
so like, three to six thousand years old, maybe, which is probably a drop in the bucket of Elvish history judging by all the ethnic differentiation that had time to develop before Ungoliant came along, even if we canβt really tell because there werenβt years to count, before the Trees were destroyed.
plus a lot of Bilboβs materials were probably directly from Elrond, whose library dates largely from the Third Age, probably, because he didnβt establish Imladris until after the Last Alliance. and Elrond isnβt the type to intentionally help Bilbo learn the wrong dialect and sound sillier than can be helped, even if everyone was humoring him more than a little.
so Frodo might sound hilariously formal for conversational use (though considering how most Elves use Westron heβs probably safe there) and kind of old-fashioned, but heβs not in any danger of being incomprehensible, because elves live on such a ridiculous timescale.
to over-analyse this awesome and hilarious post even more, legolasβ grandfather was from linguistically stubborn Doriath and their family is actually from a somewhat different, higher-status ethnic background than their subjects.
so depending on how much of a role Thranduil took in his upbringing (and Oropher in his), Legolas may have some weird stilted old-fashioned speaking tics in his Sindarin that reflect a more purely Doriathrin dialect rather than the Doriathrin-influenced Western Sindarin that became the most widely spoken Sindarin long before he was born, or he might have a School Voice from having been taught how to Speak Proper and then lapse into really obscure colloquial Avari dialect when heβs being casual. or both!
considering legolasβ moderately complicated political position, i expect he can code-switch.
β¦itβs also fairly likely considering the linguistic politics involved that Legolas is reasonably articulate in Sindarin, though with some level of accent, but knows approximately zero Quenya outside of loanwords into Sindarin, and even those he mostly didnβt learn as a kid.
which would be extra hilarious when he and gimli fetch up in Valinor in his little homemade skiff, if the first elves he meets have never been to Middle Earth and theyβre just standing there on the beach reduced to miming about what is the short beard person, and who are you, and why.
this is elvish dialects and tolkien, okay. thereβs a lot of canon material! he actually initially developed the history of middle-earth specifically to ground the linguistic development of the various Elvish languages!
Legolas: Alas, verily would I have dispatched thine enemy posthaste, but yβallβdβve pitched a feckinβ fit.
Aragorn: *eyelid twitching*
Frodo: *frantically scribbling* Hang on which language are you even speaking right now
Pippin, confused: Is he not speaking Elvish?
Frodo, sarcastically: I dunno, are you speaking Hobbit?
Boromir, who has been lowkey pissed-off at the Hobbitsβ weird dialect this whole time: Thatβs what it sounds like to me.
Merry, who actually knows some shit about Hobbit background: We are actually speaking multiple variants of the Shire dialect of Westron, you ignorant fuck.
Sam, a mere working-class country boy: Honestly y'all could be talkin Dwarvish half the time for all I know.
Pippin, entering Gondor and speaking to the castle steward: hey yo my man
Boromir, from beyond the grave: j e s u s
Tolkien would be SO PROUD of this post
It got better
there may come a day when i do not reblog this post, but it is NOT THIS DAY
@chysgoda ur tags encapsulate the feel of this post perfectly
Mayqo'te Day 11 - Fav. Dance
"Pardon, my love, but would you care to dance?" "Hehe, I'd love to."

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I am tired of this! Or am I just tired?
Hi! So uh, it's Syggironn's (and my) birthday on the 24th this month! For this year, I'd love it if people would take Syggironn traveling to their favorite places! Camps, trails, sightseeing, whatever! Just as long as she gets to see something new she's happy.
I'm gonna drop her MCDFs here if anyone wants them so, yeah!
Mayqo'te Day 3 - Tradition
"All this time I thought you were mad for trying to feed me whatever grass or root you could find off our island. It's only now I learn you were doing your part to keep a tradition alive. I'll have to thank you, Emrara, for including me in it."
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