found out what sauerkraut is today. you people are fucking disgusting

I love retail because there are so many deranged lunatics in the world who want to buy things

"wash your makeup off or else your skin will look bad and you'll have acne" that's what makeup is for dumb idiot

everyone should call out of work all the time for any reason unless I have to cover your shift in which case I am going to fucking eat you

everything I do is to make my immune system impenetrable. raw dogging public toilet seats? eating with unwashed hands after handling cash for 8 hours? licking spilled liquor off of a patio table? this makes me a medical outlier for bacterial resistance. and still, I am banned from drinking orange juice straight from the teet

saw a man wearing a thin blue line mickey mouse shirt today what's it like to have your brain so liquefied and calcified at the same time