Bri

Omfg I could devour a cheeseburger right now

Why the fuck are we circulating a 43 note post from 2012

it’s time has come

I’m the therapist

actually it's complete bullshit that humans can't simply eat 14,000 calories in one sitting and then just not be hungry for a week. that's a major design flaw and I want to speak with a customer representative

It is increasingly obvious that most people have no idea how to indicate an illness is slowly killing someone without making them cough up blood. Doesn’t matter what it is or if it has anything to do with your respiratory system, if you’re dying, you’re coughing up blood.

Writers found out about tuberculosis and were like “damn this slaps” and we’ve been stuck with it ever since

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

*sitting alone on my bed* *thinks “hm. i can’t keep living like this.”* *keeps living like this*