you're a challenge every sunset, saint louis

lestat de lioncourt is too silly he really said "after it took me over a century to get over my dead boyfriend, the most depressed man in all of france, i am ready to try again with my new boyfriend: the most depressed man in all of america"

[GIF description: a GIFset of a scene from AMC’s Interview with the Vampire, starting with a closeup of Lestat’s face, partly covered in blood, as he says to Louis, “Be my companion. For all eternity.” He’s resting a hand on Louis’ chest, who is sweaty, pale and looking unwell.  Louis barely nods, then reaches toward Lestat’s face, pulling him closer for a kiss. They kiss each other deeply. The next shot shows they are kissing on the floor of a church near the altar.]

Saw this post about straight dudes feeling emasculated at the thought of taking their wife’s last name, and it gave me a sudden craving for fantasy media where some dude is called Leopold THE DESTROYER or some shit and there are all these rumors going around about how he got his moniker, all these made up stories about how he must have razed a village to the ground or slayed 12 dragons or some shit and it turns out he just took his wife’s last name.

Also his wife razed a village of twelve dragons to the ground.

Would watch

The only thing Kylo is coded as is a villain. Privileged white boy who uses force against others to get what he thinks he’s owned. You want a character that was actually abused and shows signs of being mentally ill? Finn. You want a q-coded character? Poe. Stop projecting into the fascist white dude because you don’t want to relate to two characters of color.

tattoo this on my flesh

IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM

Performance of that era

simultaneously the best and worst movie ever made

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

you can tell that a coming out storyline was written by a straight person if one character says to the closeted character “its 2017″ as if homophobia ended when macklemore died in that thrift store. sorry to break it you karen but homophobia still kills lgbt+ people in the year twenty seventeen lmfao