Kahnum

The worst part is they’re often just left of center. They’re not extreme, they’re not radical. This is the bare fucking minimum!

12-year-old me: *jerks off to still photos of naked men* also 12-year-old me: i’m straight

would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry

thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another

got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing

honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.

i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters

every time i think, i take 10 damage

and everytime we kiss I swear I could fly