Friendly neighbourhood nomad

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

damn this show is bangin‼️ where are the women.

Removing this garbage makes posts embed on discord btw

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

Life is soooo crazy. One minute you have the earth shattering realization that all of ur relationships are hollow and ur actually acutely alone in the world and that nobody Knows you. and the next minute ur like. Eating a kit kat

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

take me to Scot land 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😩 and kiss me 💋 on top of the locked nest monster 💘💕😍🦕

Ryan reynolds pisses me off so bad

He's like a car commercial that turned into a real guy

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

oh thank GOD

yeah okay ill reblog that

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

louis to lestat: please help me i know i didn't call when you were shot but i really need to know if this girl i've been paying to roleplay our dead daughter is actually her meanwhile armand to daniel: would u ever want to hang out like socially