Hey Jude

@ominous-signs

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

Enriched uranium sword with a lead sheathe that is rumored to slowly kill its owner in exchange for god killing power.

League of knights with similar blades all sheathe their weapons in the mechanisms of a dilapidated castle, their power bringing arcane mechanisms to life and unearthing secrets long buried and lost.

Two selfish combatants duel with these cursed blades, their final mighty clash laying waste to both warriors and their surroundings in an apocalyptic storm of divine fire that sees the land poisoned and cursed by the gods for decades.

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

The second rule of cable management is that all true art is provocative. If zero people want to kill you over it, it's not good art.

Rocky assuming from his research that Grace is going to get space madness on the way to Erid but his friend keeps being fine, Rocky is doing a great job with his enrichment schedule and Grace doesn’t like the food (omg who caresssssssss) but is otherwise just, doing okay. Gets dressed every waking cycle like always, jokes about keeping it professional. Rocky’s efforts—and he’s making a lot of efforts—are fixing it. The Blip-A was a much bigger vessel with a lot more constantly going wrong with it, and the maintenance tasks here are so much easier to keep on top of, and nothing is slipping out of acceptable margins, and Grace looks to and smiles at him all of the time and won’t admit to anything being wrong with him and then Rocky of the 22 crewmembers all trying to absolve each other as they died is the one who gets the space madness.