sorry about the hockey posting

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

im a violent dog and i know exactly why i bite

more girl rivalries in fiction should end in them having sex with eachother

this nhl draft is funny bc it has the potential to make everyone fucking miserable. leafs jump up to number one (everybody hates that) but the consensus guy gives massive primmadona vibes and has the same high skill low effort knocks as the toronto superstars incumbent. the sharks jump up to two by some funny twist of fate when the most they could have hoped for was a good dman falling to 9 or whatever but now if they take a risky dman at 2 they are potentially letting another franchise altering two way forward slip through their fingers. suffering from success. vancouver missed winning the lottery which they tanked for and deserved but getting 3 means probably drafting your new head coach's son which is awkward, and chicago really needed another star forward at 4 to play with bedard but instead they will probably be picking a defensemen that they dont want or need after taking levshunov at 2 a few years ago instead of sennecke or demidov or helenius etc. a certified everyone stomps and pouts ass draft

trinity covington implying mack is gay via shady tiktoks bc he probably ditched her for will after flying her out specifically to hook up son or fraser minten liking a ‘starting to think some of you guys are gay’ reel after witnessing wm’s facetime routine in switzerland daughter

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

both of them are me

it's chew on her fin chewsday