Jack O' Lanterns In July

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IM GONNA DDIEEEEEEE. okay this is fucking awesome the beginning is exactly how i imagined it. when i started writing my long ass post thread it fully imagined theseus/the hero as like. just some kid and you got that energy PERFECTLY from them kicking rocks around to the little expressions this is so fucking cool. oh my god. THE CUTAWAYS TOO !!! YES ! THE JUXTAPOSITION OF EMOTION IS EXACTLY ON POINT. ohh my god the paneling. the paneling. theseus/the hero getting scared by the minotaur is so correct. the THREAD LEADING TO LIGHT!!! the way you broke up some of my words for better effect such as "like. like." and "or send someone else in" YES!!! i am pumping my fist in the air so hard. THIS IS GORGEOUS!! thank you so much

i unironically think that the resurgence of mustache culture has brought about a male slut era that is in many ways still in its infancy but is growing day by day. hemlines are getting shorter, chest hair is growing back, tops are cropped. gone are the dark, dark days when the sluttiest thing a man could do was roll up the sleeves of his button up office shirt. we are returning to the light of mustache rides and teeny tiny swim shorts. amen.

saw some tiktoks making fun of girls who want to wear revealing clothes in public while in a relationship and I just want to say if you love her and she loves you why do you care. "what if another guy tries to get intimate with her" just kill him? what happened to chivalry

One time we were out together and I was in my old green coat with my glasses bitching about my childhood as a lonely weirdo and she said “okay riddler”

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

Being a Jew in America right now is so bizarre. The president's right hand man endorses a far-right German party that wants to remove Holocaust memorials and ban the sale of kosher meat, members of the ruling party are doing nazi salutes at rallies, and standing members of congress openly repeat conspiracy theories about the Rothschilds and Jewish space lasers. Then you see a news article about antisemitism and it's like "we need to do something about all these college students protesting mass killings."