Content(e) to be slightly forlorn

We forgot about it

Does anybody else think “man, I’d do so many things if I felt better” but once you feel better you don’t do anything cuz you just want to chill and enjoy not feeling bad?

Y e a h

what the fuck do fish do for fun

the newt play the flute

the carp play the harp

the plaice play the bass

and they soundin’ sharp

the bass play the brass

the chub play the tub

the fluke is the duke of soul

YEAH

the ray he can play

the ling’s on the strings

the trout rockin’ out

the blackfish she sings

the smelt and the sprat

they know where it’s at

an’ oh that blowfish blow !

the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny. 

I know people who don’t talk to each other AT ALL because they disagree on whether a bunch of languages constitute a family or not…

It’s saurons only line at the very end of the book. He screams it while barad-dur collapses.

aspiring phoneticians when there’s no one for them on career day: [oʰ]

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english