Natalie

The more I see of Eric Andre the more I’m convinced he is some chaotic neutral trickster god sent to the mortal plane to torment us

old people really need to learn how to text accurately to the mood they’re trying to represent like my boss texted me wondering when my semester is over so she can start scheduling me more hours and i was like my finals are done the 15th! And she texts back “Yay for you….” how the fuck am i supposed to interpret that besides passive aggressive

Someone needs to do a linguistic study on people over 50 and how they use the ellipsis. It’s FASCINATING. I never know the mood they’re trying to convey.

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

mary, about to invent the miracle of christ: oh, haven’t you heard?

I LOVE HER.

i would die for that cat

it’s officially spring which means porridge weather is over and hozier is finally done making his oatmeal and can now again release MUSIC 

what’s w conventions? cant y’all just b nerds at home like do y’all gotta go to geek coachella

they gotta get it out their system once a year so they dont start cosplaying goku at malls on random weekdays. its for the best

that was the uggliest sound I’ve ever heard….. lol 

when he pulls out

LMAOOOOO

This is really important

Lmaooo she literally ate the smoke 😂😂😂

Me😂😂😂😂

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

When you roll a nat 20 acrobatics & perception 

They have a reddit thread called Dad Reflexes and the precursor, Bro Reflexes

yiykes all those kids could’ve died