Swear to be overdramatic

One of them stays behind to pay the bill and the other three proceed to the first hole. While golfing, the three fathers start bragging about their sons.

The first father says, “I am very proud of my son Arthur; he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel and now he is at the top!  He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.”

The second fathers says, “My son Ivan is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He went to flight school to become a pilot and managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.”

The third father says, “Well, well, well - congratulations! My son, Ludwig, is also my pride and joy and is also very rich. He became an engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He built a mansion especially for his best friend.”

Then the fourth father catches up and they ask him how his son is doing.

The fourth father replies, “Oh, my son Alfred is gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.”

The three friends shake their heads and say, “What a shame, you must be so unhappy! How tragic.”

- A fluffy bodysuit

- A hand-sewn fluffy wolf tail

- A scary wolf mask

And during the whole competition, whenever the judges asked me questions, I just REFUSED to break character, so I would just start snarling and howling and barking out stuff like “WANT MEAT.” I was also 4′10 and eleven years old. At one point they asked us to show off our talents and mine was “terror” (I sprinted at a guy in the audience with no warning and he took it like a champ by screaming very loudly).

he’s so hypnotizing

park jimin - permission to dance on stage seoul

little known fact: a while back i tried to pitch an animated adaptation of The Young Elites by Marie Lu. i spent weeks hunting down the availability of the film rights and putting together a presentation and drawing / writing pitch material (including this animation!) but ultimately, they liked my presentation but didn’t connect with the values of the story and my pitch was thusly 😫 rejected.

Based on this tweet