Sad but cool enough to be here

I like when cats are like busy doing something and not really in the mood to be pet so they like walk past you at exactly the right distance to be just barely out of reach and if you lean forward they very slightly increase their pace to avoid getting caught in the affection zone. Like oh sorry sir I didn’t realize you were in the middle of important business. We can reschedule this for another time

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

ill be unstoppable once I finally heal this gaping wound

ill be like “ive had it” and two seconds later i will start enduring

I have GOT to stop spending $30

mind you before sinners we didn’t have definitive proof that it was possible to successfully make a movie in 2025

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars