Sad and Sapphic

[ID: Gameplay Hint. Killing cops is important.]

having been on tumblr for 10 solid years without ever leaving and now watching all these people come crawling back in after scorning it all this time makes me feel like a haughty king on a throne but also the court jester but also the castle itself but also the alligators in the moat because alligators are really cool

Can we see the alligators tho? I love those guys

no fucking way that Dream cunt literally lives an hour away from me

but it will secure your place in Heaven

I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.

an alright joke was just in their reach but they had to make the buzzword soup joke instead

having pussy is gender neutral. having cock is gender neutral. having tits is gender neutral. using 3 in one body wash, shampoo and conditioner is for men though

at a mouse wedding the priest says “squeak now or forever hold your cheese”