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love people who think dracula is a real thing. like no you dumb fuck, my chemical romance invented vampires back in 2002, everyone knows that.

kick an ant to death see if I give a fuck

you think i'm throwing stones from a glass house but nooo partner this shit is plexiglass i am completely fucking immune

my neighbors do see my exposed penish whenever i shower though so it's not an ideal set-up

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

it’s suck her strap sunday

Yea sex is fun but have u ever been happy for a week straight? Nah me either who tryna fuck

Y’all be like “I hate bts but this song is so good 🙈” and I go to listen to the song and it’s the worst song I ever heard in my life god bless

Trans ppl will say shit like this and wonder why army's are so transphobic. You reap what you sow, freaks 🤪

How are you real