sad gay bitch

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

There is such a distinct lack of Ruri + Senku friendship content in this fandom and it pains me. Senku spent half a year working to save her life before ever even meeting her. Ruri knew him a decade before she ever laid eyes on him. They were married and immediately divorced without any hard (or even awkward) feelings. Ruri is the only reason Senku knows about what happened to Byakuya. Senku is best friends with Ruri’s sister and Ruri’s boyfriend. Both of them are leaders of Ishigami village in their own right. Their lives would have both gone horribly downhill if they had never met. I feel like I’m going insane and I’m the only one in the asylum

Absorbing all of the period cramps of all of my followers. You're welcome, females. You're welcome, theys. You're welcome, brotherhood. Menstrating for ALL OF YOU.

Oh my god its my final exam for my bugs and slime class today and I forgot to study. Fuuuuck I don't know anything. If you fail the exam, they nickelodeon slime you to death and then your body is eaten by the Big Bug Professor. Fuckk shittt im toassttt

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors