it is my Blood: it is my Body

guy types out a rage filled response on the internet. but before posting it goes on a long walk to calm down. during his walk he gains a new appreciation for life and his role in it. he comes home, rereads his pending response, and clicks post.

kiss me over the duct tape

read some smut today that used the line "He fucked her like he was going to bury her under the porch after" and DAMN I need that

"just let it happen" is one of the hottest things you can say during sex

so sorry i called you kidnappable earlier, let's take a drive and talk this through ok?

let me talk you through it like “look at you, baby, that’s it. god, you’re so fucking pretty”

“crave” “yearn” “worship” “devotion” “mantras” just get on your knees and pray to me already, it’ll feel good i promise

i want to whisper "you can do more if you want" to a sadist who is torturing me so i can see the blood frenzy in their eyes

we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

pull up his shirt play with his wires

it's fondle his wires Friday folks

unfortunately “we shouldn’t be doing this” sounds really hot during sex

need a soft reassuring "you don't have to be scared of me" from someone i have every reason to be terrified of

Every time I see this post I interpret it as an abstract critique of pornography.

or abstract endorsement, it could be an endorsement.

and it’s kind of hot..? it’s kind of hot.

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

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