𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 / on my mind

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you got a somethin’ strong nearby, hemmings ? that’s the shit i need, man, shots on COMMAND. but, uh, that’s easier than done. i’ll be side eyein’ every fucker who sends somethin’ to my girl at the bar, knowin’ how disrespectful they are. that’s just the way life is going to be until people screw their heads on, n’ well, it’ll be a fuckin’ while. seriously. such a shame, honestly, but you hit that shit on the head. i can’t convince ‘em to go out there, no, but i can stay by their sides n’ make sure everything’s good. like, i’m still in bits with this whole thing myself. just, you know, deep down inside. dude, really ? the good times are what i’m lookin’ for, not when you’re down in the dumps over long distance. wish ya’ luck though, man. it’s tough.

full of revelations these days, baby, PLEASE keep ‘em up. i swear, n’ i don’t know how you do it, but you get more n’ more inspirational by the day. shit, lay off for a couple of days. ‘m kidding, love, no one enjoys seein’ you over the moon than me. honestly. me ? so fuckin’ hot ? i don’t see that. i do, however, get that energy from a certain brunette. that’s it. i’m surprised you haven’t called me out on my bullshit yet, babe. you get this cool, calm n’ collected guy on the surface, yet i was practically meltin’ there next to you. it was, uh, definitely a night that i won’t ever forget. for, uh, multiple reasons. thank you, my love. i had us in mind throughout the entire time, which is probably why it just feels right to me. does this make you cinderella then ? 

sucks to say, but i agree. you know, mostly cause it’d add onto the stress. it’s not a good feelin’ waking up in an empty bed, n’ it’s much, much worse when you’re in another country. if we were home then i’d vouch for a cute ‘lil diner trip, but there ? somethin’ just wasn’t adding up. never thought i’d be talkin’ about vacations so soon after THIS, but are you goin’ to hawaii ? my apologies, love, i’m just callin’ things how i see it. for sure though, i wouldn’t want the rest of your life to by stunted by this. ah, see, this is why you’re so fuckin’ inspirational. nothing stops you. it’s quite the sight to see, n’ i have goosebumps. send help. 

i’m not the slightest bit surprised, love. you, more than i anyone i know, live that out to its fullest potential n’ that’s ... quite the sight to see, i’ll tell you. didn’t know we needed tickets now. does that mean all my other trips were invalid ? i think we need to make up for all those times, yeah. right. brighter side is that we got it out of our systems, like, the experience n’ all. it’s over now. again, totally understandable, but i don’t want you to be in your head over it. just live in the moment, babe, spare yourself the bad thoughts. things are good, HELL, incredible between us. that’s what should matter. ah, see, how can i say no to that ? i’m just hoping you’re right cause another ‘ human shrek ’ comment will make me flip my lid. i’m more than honored to rep that i’m the inspiration behind your stand-up career, babe. straight to my resume. definitely wasn’t something i expected since we met under unorthodox circumstances. can i just say that you really put my time management skills to shame, my love. you planned out an entire night ‘n more within seconds. i’m stalling cause i’m nervous. anyway, uh, your wish is my command.

ah, i think most humans are guilty of gettin’ themselves purposely worked up for no reason. conspiracy theories were never really my thing, no, but you can most likely catch me fillin’ my brain with that nonsense. alright, so how about i hit you with another cliche n’ say that i’m not like most men. but, uh, i would never say my thoughts out loud cause ... let’s be honest, who cares about my opinion ? no one. absolutely nothing, nicola, n’ that’s my point. it’s under fire right now, so not that many people will claim it. or, we can spare the effort since i already know how that’s going to go. two steps into new york n’ the worst will happen to me. she’s been at this thing for years, so maybe ice cream would really set her off good. can i see you personally deliver it to her ? allow me to commend you there, all that reading n’ my head would constantly be on a swivel. you have aspirations, which is more than what most people can say. be proud. actually ? always. one decision could’ve really changed everything for me. that’s wild.

i treat you how you deserved to be treated, baby. no doubt. i, personally, think everyone should really follow suit. good to know, considerin’ close to all that is words of wisdom. i stan it. agreed, my love, i want you to be okay. like, completely. totally. genuinely. all that. yeah, it’s completely understandable. you don’t have anythin’ to worry about out, sel. i’m serious. if we have to act clueless to get over everythin’ then we will. just as long as it works for us both. it’s going to take some gettin’ used to, i think. especially when you’re postin’ me n’ your fanbase is .... well, passionate. like every fanbase. i appreciate the love though, baby. i do. don’t thank me. this, us, is just somethin’ that will always make sense to me. you know ? there’s not a second of the day when i don’t trust you. you have my heart. n’ that’ something i gave up too frivolously with liv. i can’t spoil too much too quickly, no, but just know that literally all of my blood, sweat n’ tears went into this house. what’re we doing tomorrow ?

i, well ... you know what ? i really can’t argue with pure logic. it makes sense. people just take all the stuff written about you n’ expect a broken, phased girl, yet you’re provin’ ‘em otherwise. i shouldn’t be tellin’ you to simply forget about it, but if it’s workin’ then we should make it stick. thanks for pointin’ it out, miss gomez, i appreciate it more than anything. nonetheless, expect it soon cause it feels weird. attention makes me shrivel up. you KNOW this. um, hold on, you didn’t bust your ass on this album for no reason. give us the album n’ then go for it. we have a bunch of selfies too, so shutterfly ! here we come ! it might’ve not been all bad considerin’ i make ‘ya pretty happy. i make you happy, right ? i’m frazzled. either way, y’all are cute. it’s obvious. never thought i’d see the day, sel, but that’s it. yeah, figured. funny you said that cause remember i used to design n’ stuff ? well, what if i said i had a ‘lil something ?

you aren’t going to let me live this down anytime soon, huh ? extremely strong. you didn’t need me to tell you that though, it’s obvious. but, uh, i wouldn’t necessarily say that it’s the healthiest way to go about it, but if it’s workin’ then we should stick to it. on the inside, i want to be right there with you .. the outside, however, is probably wearin’ my gucci slides. i need my humble pie. fine, fine, i’ll say it. you’re funnier than me. that actually hurt. straight out of a hallmark card, babygirl, and that’s why i cherish these moments to much. this is definitely a first. i, dacre montgomery, am shamelessly blushing. good, you can make sure they’re not stylin’ me in anything crazy. it happens. one of those pageant moms, huh ? must’ve been tough. nonetheless, y’all seem to be quite smitten with each other. yeah ? never thought she’d be the one to break my heart, but people will surprise you. speakin’ of surprises, i’m surprised you did. if anything, n’ i don’t mean this in a negative way, but it doesn’t scream you. it screams t.  

agreed. i didn’t go through nearly enough as you n’ selena did, no, but what i experienced on the other side kinda matches up. not by a whole lot, but you’d be surprised as to what fear of the unknown could do to someone. it’s DEFINITELY somethin’ that i don’t ever want to remember. like, ever. no way, sofia, if anything, i think it’s safe to say you’re the one who went through the most that day. did i lie ? no way. get those thoughts out of your head cause you aren’t doing yourself any good, love. just don’t stop trying.

the best way of gettin’ over it is actin’ like it never happened, man. besides, it’s a little too late for that. i promised myself to fuck the past, forget about the future n’ just live in the present. it got me this far, man, which must mean that i’m doing something right. as for the fear, well, that’s not really somethin’ i’m worried about … but for my girls ? hell yeah. i can defend myself, hemmings, can’t really say the same for sel n’ sofia. either way, we’re ALL tryin’ our hardest to stay sane here. c’mon, you wouldn’t ? not even for a good cause ? and here i thought that you were in it for the long run, luke. ‘m hurt.

even then, sel, that’s putting way too much credit on me. if anything, you should be cheerin’ yourself for gettin’ to this point. you did this, n’ all i did was provide entertainment for the ride. and, well, fell in love with you in the process. i’ll try my hardest to keep the jokes going, but can i be honest ? i feel like you just laugh cause i’m already laughin’ through the punchline. anyway, i still think you’re puttin’ me on the highest pedestal for no reason, sel. honestly. either way, you have me. there’s no need to go looking. it’s hard smiling on command, which must be why i’m giving them my resting bitch face. so, uh, havin’ you in the corner of my eye would pretty much make it automatic. sixteen ? yeah, there’s no way in hell my mom would’ve allowed me ─── kinda jealous, but kinda thankful. not until the end. you think you know someone for two years n’ they just turn to be the complete opposite behind your back. crazy. uh, yeah ? let’s go.

@dacremontgomery: good. but hey, you'd tell me if you were feeling some type of way about me .. right? shawn, we're in hollywood, /everyone/ has said an issue with drugs before. everyone. lmao screw you for even having your head in the gutter. and no, mendes, not literally. i say we're overdue for a reunion, but something fucking safe. your house. doors locked. windows closed. gate locked. safety :)

oh, no, don’t do THAT. you’re givin’ me way more credit than i deserve, baby. seriously. i just talk my ass off, try to make you smile here n’ there, then the rest is history. either way, that was definitely make me enough to make me forget about ... that situation n’ just focus on the present. that’s all i want. i love you, too, selena. more than anything. cross my heart, babygirl, there won’t be another lie comin’ out of me. it was a bummer not havin’ you by my side, so i’m personally requestin’ your presence for all oncoming shoots. if you want, of course. ah, the moment when my girlfriend has to frame my pictures cause i hate ‘em. not the pictures, but takin’ ‘em. you’re lucky is part of the job. not to bring up the past, or try to compare, but i’ve been down this before n’ .. i will admit that i’m skeptical, you know, as any logical person would ─── but i want this. i do. every doubt just melts away when i’m around you. so, uh, i’ve never been more ready for anythin’ in my life. no way jose, even still. i’m not myself without you.

as you should, peltz, people are fuckin’ wild. seriously. flick on the news n’ there’s a million horror stories out there, which must explain why i don’t watch that shit anymore. i’m also very perplexed at the thought of me judgin’ you ... i’m not that kinda guy. i will, however, do you a solid n’ offer various solutions that i may have. but, uh, in this case, looks like you already have everything under control. it’s everyone’s thing ? okay, scratch that. i’m claimin’ alabama. queen elizabeth won’t appreciate you snatchin’ up her crown, meanwhile i’ve been longin’ for a new face. thank you, thank you. my mission is to touch n’ inspire people daily, man. you’re helpin’ out the cause. ah, the classic super strict parent upbringing. let me guess ─── you definitely had a rebel phase. right ?

i, honestly, don’t know how you’re doing it, but this whole positivity thing is definitely a good look for you. keep it up, babe. ah, shit, way to make me feel guilty. we may not talk everyday, but i’m constantly congratulatin’ them on their success n’ they’ll tweet at me. it’s a good ‘lil circle of camaraderie that we have. never in a million years did i think you would’ve feel for that ‘ press conference ’ excuse the other day, but i was over the moon that you did. so, uh, surprise. that’s better than my twitter dms, baby, so go for it. you ? me. i’m the luckiest man on earth n’ nothin’ can change that. well, as long as i have you, of course. i come in two colors, white n’ red. no middle. i’m either pale, or i’m burnt. and, to be quite honest, i can feel the sun burn comin’ along. i wanna do whatever you wanna do, love. home is wherever i'm with you.

fine, a maturin’ ranger in the making. how’s that ? i’m sure the gang is just itchin’ to get back together, so, we’ll see. hopefully my career reaches new heights after our little shindig, but if not then that’s okay. i mean, it’s been a meteoric rise for me since landin’ my first gig. crazy. it’s interestin’ n’ devastating at the same time, baby. a beautiful girl, purest soul, constantly being fucked over by those closest to her. a tragedy. nothin’ against texas cause it’s actually breathtaking, but i’m just excited to go somewhere where i won’t shrivel up like a raisin. so, uh, new york sounds fuckin’ swell.