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me, gently touching the waitress’ arm: who hurt you

have you ever just eaten a lump of brown sugar and instantly felt yourself transported back to the 1840s and your papa has just returned from town and he brought you and your nine siblings a brown paper bag tied with twine full of hardened lumps of brown sugar that he got by trading 3 ears of corn because i have

im so perplexed by this post every time I see it because who just eats brown sugar and why do so many people find this relatable

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory

Always coordinate with your femme

I remember when I first got Harry Potter and the deathly hallows I picked the book up and it accidentally flicked to the last few pages and I quickly shut it because I didn’t want to spoil it for myself but I saw “Ginny kissed Albus” and I remember thinking “fucking plot twist”.

did a puppet just fucking give some of the best advice ever.

I hope you heard this in Kermit’s voice, just like I did.

We live in a world where in a six second video satirizing reality tv show tropes regarding women passes the bechdel test but most two hour movies can’t

Not to mention the vine is done by a prepubescent boy with what looks beach balls down his shirt.

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

i love out of context cropped images