SabrinaLogic

Girls be so shocked when they realize you actually listen and try to remember what they say.

because some of y'all have the attention span of a pecan unless a titty’s out.

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

“You look different with makeup” ????? You think I’m buying shit for hundreds of dollars to just keep looking like my ugly self … Ok

So many men would be so much more tolerable if they’d just go to therapy already

when they added the yellow i just about started crying

What I’d give to work in a little tearoom/bookstore with a resident cat that basks in the sunshine on the windowsill

That girl was me