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Jacob: yeah but if i start talking dirty, then i'm going to want to kiss you and that's "not allowed" 🙄 Jacob: of course. what movie are you in the mood for? am i allowed to put my arm around you or is that not allowed either?

Sab: Look I was willing to fuck you, take it as progress. Keep rolling your eyes and we can go back to nothing on the table. Sab: Depends. We'll see how I'm feeling as the movie goes. Don't be stealing all my popcorn.

Jacob: because i have no interest in her and she's better left in the past. so you'll let me fuck you but not kiss you? babe, half the passion of fucking is in the kissing. Jacob: let me know if you need anything else.

Sab: yes half the passion is kissing but i mean we can talk and fuck I guess. not really a whole turn on there but can't say I didn't offer. Sab: movie night? I'm feeling like being nice.

Jacob: not my best moment. can we stop mentioning her know though? a man can still dream and wish, which is what i'll continue doing. Jacob: of course. did you need any food to eat with it? or a certain kind of drink to take it with?

sab: mmm... it seems to make you uncomfortable which oddly gives me some sort of sick satisfaction so i can not confirm that i will never bring her up again. to be fair never said you couldn't fuck me. just couldn't kiss me. failure on you to read in between the lines. sab: no it dissolves on my tongue so no water or anything needed.

Jacob: i've been rinsing my mouth out with mouthwash and brushing my teeth multiple times a day to get rid of any potential lingering cooties. hoping one day to be disinfected enough to possibly earn a kiss from a certain tiny blonde. Jacob: because why would i fight back at the cute pregnant lady. i'm not a monster, sab. Jacob: you're still cooking the kid, so that makes you a mother. when you give birth that will only cement it further.

Sab: Still can't believe a Jenner? A fucking Jenner. I get Kendall is at least hot but come on. Can't trust you on alcohol apparently. Eh think my kissing days of anyone is over. At this point it's safer. Kind of how I got into this position. Sab: I don't feel good. Can you bring up that medicine the doctor prescribed?

Jacob: my tongue hasn't been in contact with kendall since coachella. Jacob: i don't plan on leaving until we're positive this lunatic won't come back. or if you really get sick of me i'll just find a hotel or place to rent out nearby so at least i can be close enough if anything did happen. Jacob: you're the mother here

Sab: still think it needs disinfecting. Sab: hasn't come back yet so think we're in the clear basically. i still don't get it i'm being actually mean to you and you just... you don't even fight back. Sab: i'm not a mother yet. this kid isn't close to done cooking.

Jacob: to be fair i did my best to spoil you before things went to hell with us. so regardless if you're pregnant or not, i'd still be trying to make it up to you and that includes spoiling. Jacob: i promise you that you don't. you owe me absolutely nothing. hell, i'm thankful that you're even letting me stay here with you for a few days to make sure you're safe. Jacob: the pregnant lady's fries are coming right up, along with a giant thermos of water because you also need to stay hydrated.

Sab: yeah well take that up with kendall and your tongue. Sab: trust me i question me letting you say here every minute but i'm guessing you now just won't leave and i'm not so much of an asshole that i would use my security so that you end up on tmz. Sab: okay mother.

Jacob: get used to it because until we discover which of us is the father, all three of us will be here to check in on you and spoil you. you don't owe anything to anyone, babe Jacob: the pregnant lady can hold off for a measley seven minutes

Sab: No, thanks. But no thanks. I don't do the whole being spoiled by a guy because you knocked her up thing or all of that. It 9 times out of ten doesn't come from a genuine place and there's 3 of you so my shot is better. Sab: It feels like I do. Sab: the pregnant lady says you're rude and give me my fries.

Jacob: definitely won't be listening to you, even if you do try to tell me what to do. just accept that i care about you and this is me trying to prove it to you, okay? Jacob: you can eat as much or as little of it as you wish. the important thing is that it's all in the fridge and can easily be heated up at any time. the cheese fries are almost done so please tell the tears to hold off for about another 7 minutes or so.

Sab: stubborn. i don't like this whole everyone caring about me suddenly role. it's weird to have three men checking in makes me feel weird. slutty. like i now owe all my personal stuff to everyone. Sab: seven minutes is a lot for a pregnant lady.

Jacob: because like i said, i care about you. regardless if you're being mean or nice to me. Jacob: you got it, babe. you're allowed to make any odd request you want. you're carrying a small human inside of you.

Sab: there's a part of me that literally wants to say stop being nice. but you're not going to listen to me anyway are you? Sab: i won't be eating all of it at once obviously but i don't know when a craving is going to hit. though i could cry right now that i don't have the cheese fries yet. emotions from hormones. they're a bitch.

Jacob: i care about you and your safety, sabrina. regardless if this is my baby or not. with harry and joe both busy with their tours, i feel better being here with you and knowing you're okay since neither of them can be. just let me be protective of you, okay? Jacob: i'm already putting in a doordash order for all of the above. so speak now about any other cravings your having.

Sab: why are you being nice? i wasn't nice to you for the longest time. still am not being particularly nice. fine. if you breath annoyingly i'm going to tell you. Sab: ummm. odd request but can the chicken nuggets be from taco bell? specifically those ones. oh and tacos.

Jacob: of course i'm going to be worried. a crazy lunatic has tried breaking into your house twice already. and it's not going to happen for a third time on my watch. Jacob: Nope, you're not getting rid of me that easily. But I can promise I'll relax and we can watch a movie or something.

Sab: there's no need to worry it's been like two weeks now. or something like that. close to. maybe a little over a week. you can't change your life for me, jacob. this may not even be your baby. Sab: fine but i want food. salty food. i'm talking mozzarella sticks, mac and cheese bites, chicken fingers, cheese fries. all of it. maybe a slushie too.

Jacob: relax, i wasn't going to involve harry or joe if that's what you were thinking. Jacob: i can compromise and come stay with you. but if the asshole shows back up, i can't promise i won't take matters into my own hands and kick his ass.

Sab: I can feel you worrying from upstairs. Sab: Please stop. No one has shown up today. I swear you don't have to stay.

Jacob: i'm too involved now and i'm not letting this go. not when your safety is at risk. Jacob: just temporarily while things die down and you get things with the court handled. i don't really care if this baby is mine or not at this moment, as my main priority is you and the baby's safety. and i'm sure if joe and harry were around and aware of this situation, they'd agree. Jacob: and you're not putting me in dangers way or anything at all. i just want you to be safe.

Sab: Getting other people involved is the last thing I want to do, Jacob. Are you listening to me? Sab: Can we compromise? What if you come stay here with me for a couple of days. Or I get a hotel suite. Sab: If he shows back up I'll go to your place.

Sab: I hate being pregnant and now dealing with a fucking stalker. Who has gotten back to my door twice? What the fuck is the point of security if this keeps happening. Sab: The doctor says I need to lower my blood pressure and that's not fucking happening. Harry's on tour, Joe is getting ready for tour, Jacob is.. I don't even know. and I'm pregnant being stalked. Living a grand life right now. [ texting bubble ] Sab: Shit... I meant that for Olivia... pretend you saw nothing.

Jacob: What the fuck? You've had a stalker get to your back door twice??? Jacob: There will be no pretending I saw nothing. Pack your bags, because I'm coming to pick you up and you'll stay with me until further notice. No one is going to get to you or hurt you. Especially not while I'm around.

Sab: Shit. I meant this for Olivia, this is strictly girl convo. Sab: Yes, I'm in the process of going to court for a restraining order. Though we all know how well those go over. Sab: Jacob I can't come live with you. It's weird enough that we don't know if this is your baby or two other men's baby. Plus putting someone else in dangers way if they want to stalk me they're going to stalk you. It's bad enough it's me and the baby, I don't need to involve others.

Jacob: we'll take a raincheck on nando's then. we don't need you traveling when it's getting to the point where it's risky to get on a plane. i don't know how many different simulators there are to experience but i'll do all of them if you want me to. Jacob: which one is it? i can see if i can get my hands on it so you can stay stocked up.

Sab: I hate being pregnant and now dealing with a fucking stalker. Who has gotten back to my door twice? What the fuck is the point of security if this keeps happening. Sab: The doctor says I need to lower my blood pressure and that's not fucking happening. Harry's on tour, Joe is getting ready for tour, Jacob is.. I don't even know. and I'm pregnant being stalked. Living a grand life right now. [ texting bubble ] Sab: Shit... I meant that for Olivia... pretend you saw nothing.

Jacob: once you're not feeling nauseous and feel like you can handle nando's, i'll treat you to it because i do think you'll love it. unless the nausea has completely turned you off to it already. how about this? if i end up being the father, you can get back at me any way you want to make it even. want to hook me up to one of those machines that simulate labor pains? i'm down. because you're right, it's not fair. Jacob: i was going to suggest protein shakes or meal replacement shakes, but i'm glad you're already drinking them because it's better than nothing and you're still getting some nutrients.

Sab: I would have to travel out of the US for Nando's and by the time this goes away I'll be more worried about hiding a giant bump than food. Probably. Maybe. I don't think it's as easy as getting back at you if you're the father though I appreciate that. Still that only gives you the period cramp sensation, I can't be cruel enough to torture you with everything we feel. Sab: I only like one very specific one and it's a bitch to get. Amazon is at my door daily at this point.

Jacob: well i hope this morning, afternoon, and night sickness subsides soon because that sounds absolutely miserable. i wish there was something more i could do to help you feel better. Jacob: what about crackers? still in the bread family but they're a bit of a changeup compared to toast. and maybe saltines could help ease some nausea?

Sab: No apparently this child is doomed to make me hate life. I can't smell some of my favorite foods without vomiting, I cried over the fact that I have never had Nando's and apparently wanted it before vomiting from the idea of the food at Nando's. Well if you're the one who knocked me up, I hate you. Just like I hate Joe if it's Joe and Harry if it's Harry. Men get off scot fucking free. Sab: Tried it. No. I can't even pretend I'm not living on shakes in between just for the calories. The doctor said I need to put on a little weight because I'm a smaller frame and because you all are fucking tall.