bite like a rabid dog

marauders marching band/dci au

barty cannot cope with silent treatment. like he'll scream for hours, throw things, and hurt himself just so that person is paying attention instead of ignoring him

barty 100% fakes his death as a teenager to see who cares and literally none of his friends do (they all know he's faking)

regulus who's sick to his stomach with how badly he's pining for james

rip barty you would've loved ragebaiting

i fear that as much as i adore the hcs of it, i cannot handle genuinely horrible/manipulative barty (at least in the context of how he is with evan, reg, panda, and cas)

i would like to be in a bar fight and lose, if that makes any sense

need a fem dom to drag me around by the belt loop and pull at my collar

aegosexual evan who loves watching barty get himself off

pandora carries around a satchel of those little translucent plastic animals you get at raves and gives them to her friends when they're upset

i love the concept of QPRs (queer platonic relationships). like wdym i get to be like "hello bestest friend in the world i love you i love you!!! you're so so cool and my favoritest person ever and i love you!!!" and like we hug and maybe kiss sometimes but not in a romantic way just in a "look at how much i love you mwah:3"