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VIETNAMESE MOSSY FROGS Theloderma corticale Ā©[email protected]
Vietnamese mossy frogs greatly resemble a clump of moss thanks to their green color, black spots, and visible tubercules and spines. They hide in basins of water found in crevices with only their eyes protruding to keep a watchful eye on their surroundings. As a result, theyāre almost impossible to spot when sitting still. These tree frogs have adhesive toe pads and can jump. Males have a pronounced breeding callus on the base of their inside finger.
The Vietnamese mossy frog grows up to 3.5 inches (7 to 8 centimeters), with males tending to be smaller and thinner than females.
As its name suggests, the Vietnamese mossy frog lives in Vietnam; specifically in northern Vietnam, a region defined by limestone cliffs and evergreen rainforests.
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How do I know if that reptile TikTok is bad?
Or youtube video, or instagram post, etc.
Look: I get it. You see the cute lizard video, you watch the cute lizard video. But is the lizard video really cute?
Well, that can be hard to tell.
Like, really, really hard to tell. Not every animal situation on the internet is cut-and-dry, good or bad. Most of them, you donāt have the full context! You canāt tell how the personās husbandry is, what the enclosure is like, or how they keep up with daily care.
Well, maybe this guide can help a little bit. This is meant to be used as a quick reference when evaluating short internet content. Itās not super useful for dedicated pettubers, because for those, you usually have a person explaining their entire ethos and showing you things like husbandry and care. Full breakdowns and evaluations for those are a lot more complicated.
What this guide is for is for when your mom sends you a viral video of a lizard and you have to explain to her that youād really, really like her to stop sending you videos of animal abuse, or when you see someone doing something really dangerous with an alligator. I know this is a long post, but thereās a lot of things to watch out for!
Source: Is it from Jay Brewer (prehistoricpets/reptilezoo) or Brian Barcyzk (snakebytetv)? Itās bad. Stop giving them your attention/ad clicks. It just tells them that nobody cares about how miserable their animals are.
I know thatās flippant, but seriously, look at the source of your content. If itās a facility thatās known for animal mistreatment, then donāt watch their stuff. Easy as that! Donāt feed into the content machine- donāt tell the algorithm that their content is what you want to see. Even if the individual post is ok and doesnāt show any animal mistreatment, people like Jay and Brian are known for their poor husbandry practices overall. This is the kind of enclosure Brian thinks itās ok for a giant snake to spend its entire life in.
Seriously, donāt give that man any more attention. Lots of breeders use racks, but this is at the low end of bad for racks. If you see content from someone whoās got a history of bad care, donāt watch it!
Oh, and how do you find out if they have a history of bad care? Google āName here+bad careā and see what comes up. If itās a one off thing where like, one animal is in crappy condition? Might be fine, they might have course-corrected. If itās pages and pages of stuff? Red flags all around.
Venom: Is somebody taking a selfie with a venomous snake? Itās bad.
Theyāre putting themselves in danger for social media attention. Even if itās a choice they made and they say theyāre not hurting anybody else, they are. By putting themselves at risk unnecessarily, they put other people at risk. If they get bitten, the dose of antivenin that they receive is probably from a zoo, where actual educators put themselves at risk for conservation. Antivenin is expensive, and in many cases, you canāt even get it. For instance, in the US, thereās only one antivenin commercially available to hospitals for treating venomous snakebites. Itās called CroFeb, and according to The Washington Post, the price for one hospital vial is about $2,300. A typical treatment dose? That requires four to six vials. So for a single, smaller rattlesnake bite that would need four vials of antivenin, the cost is $9,200.
And thatās if youāre lucky enough to get bitten by a rattler and to be in range of a hospital that has the antivenin. If you get bit by say, a cobra? That antivenin is coming from a zoo or research facility, and if thereās not one nearby that can help you, you are SOL. And quite possibly DOA.
Donāt take selfies with venomous snakes. Just donāt do it. Donāt support social media personalities who do it.
However⦠if the person is using snake hooks, using the proper grip on the snake if they are holding it, and taking proper precautions by having somebody else to spot and film⦠then it might be fine! Thereās lots of good reasons to handle venomous snakes, believe it or not. One of my favorite reptile facilities that posts venomous animals is the Kentucky Reptile Zoo. KRZ is one of the most important venom facilities in the US- they keep all kinds of species and milk them for their venom, which not only goes to make antivenom but also is used for things like cancer research. You can bet when they post pictures of someone handling a venomous snake, that person is well-trained and is handling that animal for a purpose.
Egg cutting: Itās probably bad.
This is the practice of cutting open snake eggs before itās time to hatch. Sometimes keepers need to do this because a baby is struggling, and thatās ok! Sometimes keepers do this to show off the patterns, and thatās really not ok! It can cause severe damage to the hatchlings. Furthermore, itās not like itās a surprise. Breeders who cut eggs already know have a really good idea of whatās going to be inside because theyāre breeding for color morphs- they know the genetics they put together. Theyāre just doing it for attention, and not thinking of whatās best for the animal. Itās like an unboxing video that can lead to dead baby snakes. Not cool.
Inappropriate feeding: If somebody is giving their lizard a hot dog, itās bad.
Animals need to eat, but what are they being fed? Is it a diet item appropriate for the species? Even if itās appropriate, how much is being fed? Is the animal being fed according to an appropriate schedule? This varies so much from individual to individual, but in general, appropriate food includes whole prey (and if itās being videoed, it should always be pre-killed!), most fruits and veggies, and things like small pieces of fish and chicken for monitors/tegus. Here are some things that are never acceptable: processed meat, like chicken nuggets, hamburgers, and hot dogs. Pizza. Candy. Bread. Ice cream. (I have seen social media of all of these. Some from āprofessionalā reptile keepers.)
Live feeding: Reputable facilities and responsible owners arenāt going to film their reptile killing a live rodent and put it on TikTok for your entertainment.
While some keepers do need to feed live, responsible owners know that live feedings must be supervised and given their full attention because rodents can fight back. If theyāre filming, they arenāt taking good safety measures. Insects are generally fine, though, so long as itās a standard feeder. Crickets, roaches, mealworms, superworms, hornworms⦠stuff like that isnāt going to hurt the animal eating it. If you see somebody trying to feed their gecko a bee or something? Thatās bad content.
Obese animals: A chonky reptile is a reptile thatās probably dying a slow, painful death from fatty liver disease.
This can be really difficult to assess, because most people donāt know what a healthy reptile actually looks like⦠and because the norm for pet reptiles on social media is obesity. Generally, the best thing to do is look for pictures of those animals in the wild and compare. Wild animals are often a lot skinnier than their captive counterparts, but youāll get the gist pretty quickly of what the animal is supposed to look like. No species of reptile naturally has fat rolls (although big skin wrinkles arenāt uncommon, and some animals have heavier bodies than you might expect).
Examples of obese reptiles on social media include:
Margo the bearded dragon
Macguyver the tegu
Pretty much everything Jay Brewer/Prehistoric Pets/The Reptile Zoo owns
Cats, dogs, and other pets: There is no safe way for a cat and a reptile to interact. Period.
If thereās a cat in the video and the cat is touching a reptile, it aināt safe. I have written extensively about this but the gist of it is that cats harbor bacteria that is super toxic to reptiles, and even the most gentle pat can turn into a scratch that gets infected and is extremely hard to treat. It stresses the reptile out and in some cases can be super dangerous for the cat, too, if the reptile fights back.
However⦠if the reptile interaction is with another animal of the same species and theyāre just kinda chilling in the same space, thatās fine. Some animals actually do better living in social situations, like alligators, rattlesnakes, garter snakes, mourning geckos, and dart frogs! Some animals do just fine hanging out with other animals like them- if you see a video with a bunch of bearded dragons in it and theyāre not all sharing the same cage and theyāre just chilling, thatās probably fine!
Intentionally aggravating the animal: Being a jerk is bad.
Yeah, I know, the video of that Budgettās frog going REEEEEEEEE sounds hilarious, but that animalās in a lot of distress! Donāt poke animals with sticks to get them to make noise! Thatās mean! If the animal is flinching away from a stimulus, or squinching its eyes shut really tight, those are both signs that somethingās wrong here. Reptile body language can be really hard to read, so you might need to google around or ask someone.
Holding an amphibian: Usually bad.
Not a reptile issue, really, but worth addressing because reptiles and amphibians get lumped in together. Amphibians have porous skin and are vulnerable to the oils we have on our hands. Chemical exposures can kill them. If somebodyās holding a frog for more than a brief moment, thatās not good for it. There are valid reasons to hold an amphibian- sometimes you have to move them! But generally videos of people holding amphibians arenāt great and you should always be critical and ask what the point of the contact is.
Handling crocodilians without banding their mouths: If the public can access the animal, always bad. If itās in a private setting, not always bad but can be bad.
If someone is holding an alligator or crocodilian of any kind and its mouth isnāt banded, there is a big problem. It doesnāt hurt them to have their mouths banded. Usually itās done with hair ties or electrical tape, which peels off very easily and doesnāt bother them at all. Any crocodilian with public access needs to be banded. If itās out of the enclosure, a band goes on the mouth. Thereās no excuse. Even the little ones have razor sharp teeth and remarkably strong jaw-closing muscles. Now, if youāre working privately and youāre feeding, then obviously you wonāt band- but if the person in the video isnāt being careful and is working within six feet of an unbanded adult crocodilianās mouth, thatās irresponsible.
Alligators in particular make wonderful ambassadors. Theyāre charismatic, theyāre adorable as babies, and they really can get quite used to being held and worked with. But an unbanded alligator that the public can access is a public safety hazard. Also, if youāre in the US, itās illegal in most states. It doesnāt matter if youāre an educator or whatever, band your crocodilianās mouths before taking them outside.
Blowing smoke or vaping in a reptileās face: This is animal abuse.
We get it. You vape. But reptiles have really primitive lungs- in fact, snakes only have one functional lung. Reptiles have really bad reactions to nicotine, THC, essential oil diffusion, smoke, and pretty much anything else that lets off a lot of VOCs. Itās not funny, itās not cute, and itās always bad when somebody is smoking or vaping around a reptile.
Now like I said: you canāt learn everything from a single TikTok, youtube video, or instagram post! These are just some of the big red flags to watch out for. Thereās lots of good reptile content out there thatās totally fine and safe and good- you just have to know how to spot the bad stuff! Thanks for reading!
This is all great info, please remember to be careful who you support and if they are actually caring for their animals. I just want to point out the alligator they showed us owned by Emily and Ed with snake discovery, she is a rescue and not a pet. They talk extensively every time they have her on camera about how people should not own alligators and that they are just trying their best to bring comfort to an animal that has already been abused and is therefore stunted. They are also using the opportunity in caring for her to educate others on reptiles but mostly on why they should not own an alligator and how Rex (the alligator in question) is a very special case that they would not house if the other option wasnt likely either euthanasia or more abuse in someone elseās hands. Other than this yes yes yes, stop supporting the people who ācollectā animals for the wrong reasons and are known for abuse.
no actually that was 1000000% intentional.
SD is not as good as you think they are, and just because theyāve produced good content doesnāt mean all their content IS good. Actions speak louder than words. The SD team breeds neurologically impaired ball pythons, has a bullsnake breeding project with a foundation male thatās a complete genetic unknown which is not what you want when youāre starting a breeding project, and refuses to acknowledge how they undermined their own educational mission by taking Rex to a pet store with her mouth unbanded. They should never have done that.Ā
Also, rescue and pet are not two mutually exclusive categories.
Are those drawers not intended for short term hibernation where space is a concern?
I cannot believe someone could actually think an enclosure barely the size of an animals body is appropriate housing.
ahahahaha NOPE those are snake racks that breeders use to maximize profit by minimizing snakes. the more snakes you can shove into a space, the more you can breed and sell.
see all those little boxes? those hold a snake for its entire life in this manās care
you know what else he keeps in drawers?
monitor lizards.
Itās important to note that not all racks are bad. A lot of people do keep animals in appropriately sized tubs. For neonates who havenāt fed yet, a simple rack setup with appropriate heat/light and places to hide can actually be a good environment for them- it can help them feel secure enough to start eating. But when youāre keeping adult animals in drawers they canāt even really turn around in, much less stretch out? Thatās bad.
Recently, Barczykās started a reptarium- a zoo type setting with big, beautiful enclosures. Donāt be fooled. For every snake that has a decent setup there, thereās literally thousands (he had 30k snakes at one point) living in barren drawers.
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Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):
Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)
Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
Saxo Grammaticus (c.Ā 1160 ā c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and thatās okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiencesĀ
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