me at my therapists office

paint me like one of your studio ghibli background sceneries

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

(Gets rewarded when small tiny pixels on screen change slightly) (becomes arrogant due to this)

I like really small and tight cars makes me feel intimate with every passenger it’s very sexy to be in one with all the bros

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i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first