sofia :)

I don’t know why I woke up after full night of stomach pain if all that’s gonna happen is Demi vollering is going to win something again… fork found in kitchen man I’m going back to sleep

sorry guys fic postponed I have to file down the ratchet straps on my shoes so they don’t get stuck 👍👍

fuck you kristi from Kentucky for selling me decade old cycling shoes that were BROKEN so now I’m playing arts and crafts trying to fix them because the replacement parts kit I need is only sold second hand now for $20 which is as much as I spent on the shoes!!!!!!!!

also like I knew that Lance Armstrong sucks but watching his interviews really puts it into perspective. 95% of the time he’s completely blank faced and saying nothing of substance. 5% of the time they’re asking him about Jan Ullrich and he’s like “no I think Jan likes getting second place.” and “sure he can win. Anything could happen.” in the most condescending way possible.

in other news I keep going “I am never going to write anything about t**** p****** or j**** v********* ever again because they are boring and mundane and I don’t like them.” and then like ten seconds later I’m like “WOW 🤩🤩🤩 these guys are so boring and mundane let’s explore that!!!” and this cycle has been repeating since September…

so me and my sister are onto the 2004 Tour de France highlights in our extensive, recently acquired Tour de France dvd highlight collection and they had a ~ special bonus feature ~ about Eddy Merckx and instead it turned out to be three minutes of Axel Merckx talking about his dad and I think Tadej Pogacar might’ve gone to the Axel Merckx school of dead eyed interviews. Genuinely haunting similarities. Please stop interviewing Axel Merckx.