Wake me up when the next star is born

Brushes you with an egg white wash so you'll develop a nice glaze in the oven

hey thanks

This non lactose free milk got me actin up

how do I explain to a medical professional that this is the kind of thing I laugh at hard enough to injure my body

I’m dying of laughter

IM LEGITIMATELY CRYING

do people on tumblr like. realize that friendships arent therapy

this is how yall end up going around calling every ex-friend your abuser. its nice for your friends to be able to drop everything for you when youre having a bad time, but its literally NOT mandatory. your friends should not have to ignore their own problems to fix yours. get some therapy.

as a friend, you are allowed to say “i would really love to help you right now, but i cant push back my own issues to help you. im going through my own problems right now, and thats what i need to focus on”. it is NOT selfish. you arent going to be of any help to the people you care about if youre in bad shape and not taking care of yourself. its only going to make you worse for wear.