I think it would be hella funny if the batfamily each came out to Bruce while on patrol like just imagine
Dick, punching the shit outta two face: oh shit B, I never told you I like boys. And girls
Batman: Harvey are you.....homophobic?
Two face: WHAT!? No dude, but why did that pop into Robin's head while he was beating the shit outta me???
Batman: Whatever, Robin I support you unconditionally
Jason, having just revealed that he is back from the dead, and is , in fact, red hood
Batman: Hood, don't call Nightwing that slur.
Jason: who tf do you think U are?? My dad??
Batman: I'm just glad ur back and I support you.
Jason: hell no old man- (his back from the dead rant/speech continues)
Tim, seconds after crashing the bat mobile
Batman: I support you, but what does this have to do with you crashing the bat mobile?
Tim: if you punish me your homophobic.
Dick: dam he got you there B
Damian, turning to Bruce while they're patrolling on rooftops
Damian: Father, I like boys and I'm dating Jon Kent
Batman: Alright I suppo- JON KENT!?!?
Batman: I-ive let you have sleepovers with your BOYFRIEND????? OH UR SO GROUNDED
Cass, hanging upside down as batgirl
Steph, yelling from the other side of an alley
Steph: Really? That's it?
Batman: Not a single one of my kids is straight, Steph. None of them.
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