golly gosh yikes yow!

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

[addressing the children of the future when i am an aged dame] there used to be a website — a little library accessed through a sort of window — with a large and impressive collection of english-language sequential art. you could read many stories that would otherwise be expensive to access. and the companies — they still held tremendous power at this point in history — resented us for our riches, and we were left bereft of our library. but there was a time...when you could read comic online

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

Dude i want the skoodydoo🐕 giant sandwich🥪

fuck its Already like 100 am

I will keep U in the loop if there are any seeds left from the apple or any spittle from my cold iron maw