voices, visions spirits, prisons

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

vampirism also poses the question "what if someone you loved, through no fault of their own, needed something from you, and giving it to them and seeing them happy provided you the greatest joy, and you were the only one who could do it, but at the same time it was slowly draining all your life out of you?" which is also a completely unrelatable idea to me because I'm a normal person with no issues.

bro no i swear im not a masochist i just fucked up my parry timing. i just fucked up my parry timing is all. hit me again im ready this time

ow. ow ok that time you did something different. your stance was different. what? no im fine im not even bleeding that much. come on bro hit me again. no im fine cmon

ow. ow owww ow. ok ok you're right i didn't even try to parry it that time i was just kind of standing there looking in your eyes so what. i was. i was just letting you practice your swings. yeah. what? yeah you have nice eyes. theyre lovely. no i dont want to stop i need to learn how to parry enemy attacks cmon. no i dont need a break cmon. hit me in the face this time

no im not """"hard""""