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If Snow White literally had “lips red as a rose, hair black as ebony, and skin white as snow,” she’d look like a walking nightmare.

honestly this sounds like the description of a vampire. Which would also explain how she convinced seven dwarves to let her stay with them. How she could control some animals to do her bidding. How she could sleep for a long time without aging. Why the hunter betrayed the queen for her, and why the queen wanted her heart, so she could be sure she was killed properly. 

Shit, THIS is a retelling I want to read.

A retelling of the original brothers grimm fairy tale that depicts Snow White as a blood thirsty monster is called Snow, Apples, and Glass, by Neil Gaiman! Its a really abstract short story told from the point of view of the “Evil Queen,” who is just trying to do the right thing. (disclaimer: there are some nsfw elements)

omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend

We should all be thankful that “anti-thunderstorms” with flashes of extreme darkness (during the day) followed by loud, high-pitch screeches, don’t exist.

what the actual fuck

actually no I wanna see that shit

i’ve been watching this gif for six minutes

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

those are some fancy guitars