Ryker

S…small? I get a s..small brother?!

Can I call you bubba? I wanna call you bubba

O..only if I can call y..you Ry

I’d like that a lot bubba! * does happy dance and tackles Diego in a hug* Big bubba

Hehe *hugs back* R…Ry, so small and must be p…protected.

You protect me?

Y…yes!

I like your stuty thingy. It’s sounds cool

O..oh thanks, It u-uh comes and goes. S..so what are some things you l..like to do?

I like to color! But Papa doesn’t like me doing it because I colored on the walls

W..well I color on the walls… But my f..father said it was b..bad

Now daddy and papa are your dads

Y..yes! And you’re my l..little brother!

Yay! I like having a big bubba

Me too!

Can I have a piggyback ride?

Yes! *bends down* C..climb on aboard!

* climbs on* thank you bubba

*carefully runs around*

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

S…small? I get a s..small brother?!

Can I call you bubba? I wanna call you bubba

O..only if I can call y..you Ry

I’d like that a lot bubba! * does happy dance and tackles Diego in a hug* Big bubba

Hehe *hugs back* R…Ry, so small and must be p…protected.

You protect me?

Y…yes!

I like your stuty thingy. It’s sounds cool

O..oh thanks, It u-uh comes and goes. S..so what are some things you l..like to do?

I like to color! But Papa doesn’t like me doing it because I colored on the walls

W..well I color on the walls… But my f..father said it was b..bad

Now daddy and papa are your dads

Y..yes! And you’re my l..little brother!

Yay! I like having a big bubba

Me too!

Can I have a piggyback ride?

Yes! *bends down* C..climb on aboard!

* climbs on* thank you bubba

bimbofication

stop no i hate this because that was 100% absolutely going to be my original caption

actually ive decided that infinity war just needs to be 2.5 hours of peter parker trying his best to address various adult superheroes as politely as possible and struggling a lot. attempts range from “your majesty mr panther sir” (accepted with only a small twitch of the lips & shuri giggling a lot) to “starlord”, which earns him 2 hours of riotous mockery from a talking raccoon

“Peter. Mr. Man was my father. Just call me Ant.”

“I already have an aunt tho”

S…small? I get a s..small brother?!

Can I call you bubba? I wanna call you bubba

O..only if I can call y..you Ry

I’d like that a lot bubba! * does happy dance and tackles Diego in a hug* Big bubba

Hehe *hugs back* R…Ry, so small and must be p…protected.

You protect me?

Y…yes!

I like your stuty thingy. It’s sounds cool

O..oh thanks, It u-uh comes and goes. S..so what are some things you l..like to do?

I like to color! But Papa doesn’t like me doing it because I colored on the walls

W..well I color on the walls… But my f..father said it was b..bad

Now daddy and papa are your dads

Y..yes! And you’re my l..little brother!

Yay! I like having a big bubba

Me too!

Can I have a piggyback ride?

S…small? I get a s..small brother?!

Can I call you bubba? I wanna call you bubba

O..only if I can call y..you Ry

I’d like that a lot bubba! * does happy dance and tackles Diego in a hug* Big bubba

Hehe *hugs back* R…Ry, so small and must be p…protected.

You protect me?

Y…yes!

I like your stuty thingy. It’s sounds cool

O..oh thanks, It u-uh comes and goes. S..so what are some things you l..like to do?

I like to color! But Papa doesn’t like me doing it because I colored on the walls

W..well I color on the walls… But my f..father said it was b..bad

Now daddy and papa are your dads

Y..yes! And you’re my l..little brother!

Yay! I like having a big bubba

“ It didn’t seem important ”

“It could have SAVED MY LIFE THOGH!!”

“We are thinking of different things. I’m thought you were upset I didn’t tell you Teddy and I adopted, baby Diego. What almost killed you ”

“You did what??!?! And it doesn’t matter. I heard something I wasn’t supposed to.”

“ Okay , on that note. Want some Panda Express?”

“Oh! Hello! I’ve never met you! How about Wendy’s?”

" Nice to meet you too!"

“ It didn’t seem important ”

“It could have SAVED MY LIFE THOGH!!”

“We are thinking of different things. I’m thought you were upset I didn’t tell you Teddy and I adopted, baby Diego. What almost killed you ”

“You did what??!?! And it doesn’t matter. I heard something I wasn’t supposed to.”

“ Okay , on that note. Want some Panda Express?”

“Oh! Hello! I’ve never met you! How about Wendy’s?”

“ It didn’t seem important ”

“It could have SAVED MY LIFE THOGH!!”

“We are thinking of different things. I’m thought you were upset I didn’t tell you Teddy and I adopted, baby Diego. What almost killed you ”

“You did what??!?! And it doesn’t matter. I heard something I wasn’t supposed to.”

" Okay , on that note. Want some Panda Express?"

S…small? I get a s..small brother?!

Can I call you bubba? I wanna call you bubba

O..only if I can call y..you Ry

I’d like that a lot bubba! * does happy dance and tackles Diego in a hug* Big bubba

Hehe *hugs back* R…Ry, so small and must be p…protected.

You protect me?

Y…yes!

I like your stuty thingy. It’s sounds cool

O..oh thanks, It u-uh comes and goes. S..so what are some things you l..like to do?

I like to color! But Papa doesn’t like me doing it because I colored on the walls

W..well I color on the walls… But my f..father said it was b..bad

Now daddy and papa are your dads

S…small? I get a s..small brother?!

Can I call you bubba? I wanna call you bubba

O..only if I can call y..you Ry

I’d like that a lot bubba! * does happy dance and tackles Diego in a hug* Big bubba

Hehe *hugs back* R…Ry, so small and must be p…protected.

You protect me?

Y…yes!

I like your stuty thingy. It’s sounds cool

O..oh thanks, It u-uh comes and goes. S..so what are some things you l..like to do?

I like to color! But Papa doesn't like me doing it because I colored on the walls

No

S…small? I get a s..small brother?!

Can I call you bubba? I wanna call you bubba

O..only if I can call y..you Ry

I’d like that a lot bubba! * does happy dance and tackles Diego in a hug* Big bubba

Hehe *hugs back* R…Ry, so small and must be p…protected.

You protect me?

Y…yes!

I like your stuty thingy. It's sounds cool

Petition for Small bands who go on tour to major cities to stop ignoring New Orleans

Palaye Royale=perfection