Ah, yes, I see youâve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldnât you agree~?
What? No, it IS a big cage. Thatâs- itâs the standard size for a knightâs cage Iâm pretty sure. NO Iâm not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, itâs ONE knight! Iâm pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this oneâs mine. Especially since youâre so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.
He loves the cage!
