Ah, yes, I see youβve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldnβt you agree~?
What? No, it IS a big cage. Thatβs- itβs the standard size for a knightβs cage Iβm pretty sure. NO Iβm not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, itβs ONE knight! Iβm pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this oneβs mine. Especially since youβre so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.
He loves the cage!
