You may look, but you can't touch.

if i'm showing you my soft side, please act like you've been invited somewhere expensive

have some decorum. take your shoes off at the door, and don’t please make a ruckus

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

Everyone is lusting over the Fat spectre..

She literally didn't do it

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

Rickrolling is a beautiful achievement in collective disarmament. We designated a perfectly pleasant pop song as The Prank Song, we agreed that if someone tricks you into listening to it, that means they Owned You, and now no one has to look at goatse anymore.

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope