ryder monroe.

LEO: anybody seen a baby raccoon running around?

LEO: it's wearing a red bandana around its neck and is a little chubby

LEO: :((((((

RYDER: whoa ya how did you know??

RYDER: i was getting a slushie at 7/11 when i saw this racoon wearing a red bandana

RYDER: and it made me wanna get a red bandana

CALLIE: okay it's time to get ur brain to work

CALLIE: i've been thinking about this all day

CALLIE: i still don't have an answer BUT

CALLIE: who's the top 5 on your freebie list?

RYDER: brb getting my brain cap on

RYDER: ok back

RYDER: freebie list?

“alright, alright. that one was too easy. this time, you gotta catch three in your mouth,” ryder challenged, holding up three fingers as his other hand held a box of bertie bott’s beans. to make it more difficult, he took a few steps back, increasing the distance between himself and roman. now at least half a dozen feet away from the other, ryder shook out a few jelly beans into his hand and got into position to throw them at roman. “ready??”

MATIAS: how hidden is this passage?

MATIAS: need to prep myself for the amount of stealth we need

MATIAS: but let's get it let's goooooo

LEO: u know that one-eyed witch close to the dada classroom?

LEO: IT'S AN ACTUAL TUNNEL

LEO: it takes about fifteen to twenty minutes to get to honeydukes it's fucking cwazy

KIERAN: you went through it without us????

KIERAN: get ready to go again

KIERAN: we're going again

RYDER: wait wait wait... how big is this tunnel?

RYDER: crawl space big or ride our brooms big?

LEO: guess what i stumbled upon

LEO: a hidden passage that leads to honeydukes

LEO: i deadass cant breathe rn

KIERAN: you did not

KIERAN: okay so when are we going?

KIERAN: can we go right now?

RYDER: BRRROOOO UR KiddING

RYDER: that's so fucking wild

     ❝ 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒈𝒓𝒚𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒓, 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕.             𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒗𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒚 𝒔𝒆𝒕 𝒈𝒓𝒚𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕. ❞

𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨.

name : ryder austin monroe blood status : half-blood year : six house : gryffindor pet : tabby cat named lil’ ghandi

𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐞.

M/W/F : transfiguration, charms, potions T/TH : care of magical creatures, astronomy

𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐬.

quidditch : beater clubs : potions, astronomy, frog choir, magical creatures, duelling

𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐝.

cypress wood with a dragon heartstring core, 14 ½" and slightly springy flexibility

𝒄𝒚𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 wands are associated with nobility. the great medieval wandmaker, geraint ollivander, wrote that he was always honoured to match a cypress wand, for he knew he was meeting a witch or wizard who would die a heroic death. fortunately, in these less blood-thirsty times, the possessors of cypress wands are rarely called upon to lay down their lives, though doubtless many of them would do so if required. wands of cypress find their soul mates among the brave, the bold and the self-sacrificing: those who are unafraid to confront the shadows in their own and others’ natures.

you are suited to power - a 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 wand to match. these can produce the most spectacular and extraordinary spells, suited to you, which are more for aesthetics than necessity. dragon heartstring wands learn faster than the others and bond with the owner - you - very strongly. the down side is that it - and you - can be a little more vulnerable to accidents, and that neither of you feel a particularly strong inclination towards good or bad, and so this core is easiest to turn to the dark arts.

𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐬.

task05 — 𝒓𝒚𝒅𝒆𝒓'𝒔 𝒑𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆.

ingrid: so are you gonna do it or not

ryder: well that depends if this is one of those sitchunarios

ryder: but also

ingrid: ok, i was gonna cover someone's front desk shift but now i don't want to

ingrid: soooo...do u wanna cover the shift that i was gonna cover? coverception

ryder: did u... uh... mean to text someone else...?

victoria: so listen i don't REGRET repiercing my eyebrow

victoria: i'm just saying i should've gone to an actual shop to get it done bc holy FUCK it hurt

ryder: yo that's hawt

ryder: no pain no gain son

❤️ opinion of your muse.

an odd lad, but also a cool lad x. ryder thinks ian could probably have some more chill, but also… can you really blame ian?? he also thinks ian’s got some wisdom to him and says lots of quotable things.

🗝 secret they’re keeping from your muse.

when he was over at ian and roman’s place to hangout with roman, ryder dropped his pizza slice on the couch cushion. he tried to wipe it off, but it left a big grease stain. so he just turned the cushion around and hoped no one, especially ian, would notice.

👹 worst dream involving your muse.

🌠 wishes for your muse.

ryder wants vic to teach him cool bartending tricks, which... has more to do with him than her oops. but there’s the obvious of wanting all the best for her and for her to get everything she’s ever wanted!

🗝 secret they’re keeping from your muse.

ryder was the one who prank-called her at 4am, but she sounded so angry, there’s no way he’ll own up to that now.

🔮 future plans involving your muse.

pool noodle fight rematch!! ryder swears he would’ve won if he didn’t get cramps from eating right before getting into the pool. he knew he shouldn’t have done it, but he did it anyways rip.

🌌 best dream involving your muse.

😀 best memory of your muse.

there are so many!! one that sticks out is probably the first time ryder and aylie saw each other again since he left london. he felt incredibly guilty for leaving and was worried that she hated him for doing that. but it was like things hadn’t changed between them. they did all their favourite big bear things that they’d done when they were little, even the things that they used to do with their mom. it was a good day and maybe there were some tears, but it didn’t hurt so much to talk about their mom anymore.

🙁 worst memory of your muse.

hands down when their mom passed away. it was just a brutal time for the whole family. ryder wanted to be there for aylie, but he also didn’t really know how when he was struggling to deal with what had happened himself. so he packed up that night after the funeral, pretended to move to boston early for college and just left.

🗝 secret they’re keeping from your muse.

believe it or not, ryder does have secrets that he keeps from aylie. not intentionally though. sometimes he just forgets to tell her things and other times, he thinks it’s just not really that important anymore. like when he and ingrid dated for a bit years ago. he thinks because that was so long ago, there isn’t really a point to bring it up now.

🔮 future plans involving your muse.

❤️ opinion of your muse.

calzone is one of his favourite people. they’re always on the same wavelength about things and they’re always down for each other’s crazy ideas. getting into shenanigans aside, he knows he can always count on her for some solid advice.

😀 best memory of your muse.

❤️ opinion of your muse.

as much as he likes to annoy ramona and push her buttons sometimes, ryder thinks she’s a pretty cool gal. he also heard a rumah rumour that she has a pet snek, which obviously means she’s a badass, but he doesn’t really wanna find out if it’s true or not.

🌠 wishes for your muse.

aside from the obvious of wanting all his friends to be happy, ryder wishes they could hang out more and wants to get to know ramona better!

😀 best memory of your muse.