93 percent stardust

Um, no you weren’t born bisexual, you chose to watch Pirates of the Caribbean when you were 13 and fell in love with both Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom. 

may you get a sign this week that shows you that you’re on the right path and that things are flowing and moving in your favor. may the sign be evident, clear, and direct

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ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

do you ever listen to a song and feel the urge to make a short film just to use it as a soundtrack

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

this is literally the most hilarious mix i have every seen im crying help

@shanastoryteller

21st century humor is so advanced. can you imagine the fuckinn ancient Greeks trying to comprehend something like this

Finding a fresh new daydreaming plot is honestly the best feeling.

ppl who are still bitter about valentine’s day in 2019 need to just shut up and eat a heart shaped box of chocolates and get some pink pjs. like have some conversation hearts and maybe you’ll calm down a little

Good post OP