Eh.

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

if you're a morally dubious man on tv what you're going to want to do is go look at your kids while they're sleeping. then drive your car somewhere

as much as I love portrayals of the sun and moon as a (lesbian) couple, the greeks were really on to something when they said "actually they're siblings who disapprove of each other's life choices"

everything I know about My Little Pony I have learned against my will

being a symbolism enjoyer should humble you because at the end of the day no matter how eloquently you articulate it youre essentially saying "i love it when things have meaning"

my hobbies are Colours and Shapes but, like, in a mature, sophisticated adult way

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

I would genuinely do anything for Royce Melborn. He’s my gumdrop, my grumpy little princess man & I love him, that’s all

good friends will let you learn from your mistake instead of immediately up and leaving

Two bullets to the head… Suicide? His ghost shot himself?

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear