I don't really get the appeal of goombas... I know I'm white so I'm supposed to jerk off to them but frankly they just don't do anything for me...

now, chain chomps on the other hand? they really get me going.

I guess as a white woman the want to fuck the dog overrides my want to jerk off to goombas?

vote chain chomps everyone or Ill be a little bit miffed about it. just chain chomps though.

I love skewing poll outcomes...

it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

if ur able to work can u reblog this i am seriously SO sick of it.

btw this isn't solely a disability rights issue or an issue about people who are entirely unable to work. you should also be thinking about the people who are regarded as unhireable. transfems are hugely discriminated against in this way, people of color are passed over for less qualified white people, anyone who has any difficulty playing the interview game is less hireable... frankly anyone who made the mistake of pursuing the things they love and now has a degree for a niche field. if you still joke about Jobless People it's because you've fundamentally connected the worth of people to their labor, and specific labor, work that you see as valuable. and while i'm at it stop making fun of people who still live with their parents. asshole.

When people feel they are broken, they feel guilt from others love. We love you regardless, we dream to see you get better, but we love you.

do not call me oomf you are my opponent

I am NOT charmed by your whimsy and free spirit. quit making a fool out of yourself and fight me to the death

yes fine I'll help you defeat the greater evil. but do NOT fucking invite me to your group chat after this

why the hell did you send me a birthday card?? fuck you, fight me

yes yes, you have my begrudging respect or whatever. now can we PLEASE fight to the death in that volcano?... what do you MEAN you have a thing after this?!

you lost to THAT GUY? you gotta be kidding me, you can't lose to this guy after beating me all the time... hang on, I'm gonna take care of this... but we're fighting later, got it?

hahaha, did you see the way his head exploded?? that was friggin hilarious!.... what're you smiling at me for? you owe me a fight.

hey, I uh. I noticed you haven't been at the volcano lately..... you're busy fighting other opponents?... yeah, no, I get that. I get that... me too, actually. so. just let me know when you have some time, I guess.

wait, this is who you've been so busy fighting? what's this girl got that I don't?? my teeth are way sharper than hers!... whatever.

what're you doing in my lair? get outta here. go fight your new opponent. she's much better at fighting than me, right? she's a way bigger threat.... don't look at me like that... I'm not in the mood to fight you right now.

quit coming by here. I cancelled all my evil plans, I'm not making any trouble, so there's no need for you to fight me anymore, right? it's done. you win. you have bigger fish to fry than some old villain of the week like me...

I told you to stop!- ... who are you? you're not her... yes, this is the evil lair of the demon queen... no, I'm not taking any applicants for new opponents. go fight somebody on your own level, kid.

yes, minions, you can just leave the mail over there.... what is this? wait, this picture, that's... her... a ransom letter? for my.... "BELOVED"? oh HELL no. HELLLLL NO. MINIONS. GET MY CAPE. I'm gonna give this guy a piece of my mind

YOU LET YOURSELF GET CAPTURED? HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN? and "MY BELOVED"??? I've told you a thousand times, you're my OPPONENT- hang on this guy is still talking

ugh, got blood on my boots.... yes they're new, what about it?... you really tend to bite off more than you can chew, you know that? I mean jeez. stop fighting people who are so much stronger than you! you're not fighting anyone else for a while, got that? not without me, anyway. you're MY opponent, so you don't get to be defeated by anyone else... that smile again? stop it... you're grateful?... you can treat me to a drink, then. that guy's head tasted terrible. I need to wash it down with something strong.

demon girlbulge will actually save your life. trust me on this. just put your face in it okay

everyone is telling me that bee girls vomit honey. honey this is my own fantasy and im saying that she leaks honey and she cums honey and im going to get so much out of her you could fill a jar every day with the things i do to her

“this is such a nothingburger but—” lays my paw on yours. it’s everythingburger to me, friend

it's crazy that so many games could make their protagonist an awesome fat girl but don't