[the shock collar designed to make me post good zaps me. a robotic voice from the built in speaker says: BORING AND DERIVATIVE. then the shocking stops]

“OW FUCK! ok! ok! back to the the drawing board. uhhh. how about.. um. Big sister who like. uhh. she has a crush on her little sister and so like. um. drugs her one night in order to-”

[the collar starts shocking me again. YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS]

“OW OW FUCKING SHIT STOP STOP!” panting, out of breath. i continue, “..okay.. okay what about if- uh. what about if i made a post about having this collar that shocks me every time i start making a post that’s mid and then i-”

[the shocking resumes, and the collar automatically shifts to its highest setting.NO BODY CARES ABOUT YOUR META BULL SHIT.. the shocking does not stop, i crumble onto all fours]

“p-PLEASE !! PLEASE S-STOP I - I- I- Ughhh~” (i start humping the air) “I’M G-GONNA~”

"she'd tell me if she was mad at me, i don't need to ask"

"they all want me around, they're just busy right now"

"i deserve getting captured and kept in a cage and doted on for the rest of my life"

"she'd tell me if she was mad at me, i don't need to ask"

"they all want me around, they're just busy right now"

"i deserve getting captured and kept in a cage and doted on for the rest of my life"

"she'd tell me if she was mad at me, i don't need to ask"

"they all want me around, they're just busy right now"

"i deserve getting captured and kept in a cage and doted on for the rest of my life"