FABRICATED

              ❝ Let everything go and dance.

               “just follow your heart, and keep smiling.”

                                    JESUS SAVED, HE SPENT.

                                                           –   shin. xxvi. cult leader.   –                                  head of gwanak-gu self-help center & new saints order.

“hi so i just moved here and my cat is stuck on your roof please help me wow you’re cute” au

“you’re playing guitar in a coffee shop and you cAN’T SING OH MY GOD L E A V E oh wait but now you are leaving and you’re really attractive get back up there” au

“i work at an animal shelter and you’re coming in to surrender your dog and i’m anGRY AT U but ur rly cute a date with me would make up for this” au

“i’m a dog groomer and you’re really manly with tattoos and whatever and you drop off this little dog in a pink purse with boWS ON ITS EARS” au

“we’re dorm roommates and i’m leaving for christmas and you have nowhere to go but hey my mom won’t mind if you come stay with us pls come” au

“you’re crying at the train station and tell me you have nowhere to go when i ask you what’s wrong and you’re really cute so uh even though you could be a murderer you can stay with me for a day or two” au

“you’re my kid’s kindergarten teacher and they got in trouble and i’m called in for a meeting and you’re hot so come to dinner with me as an apology” au

“it’s p late at night but some cheesy 90′s song comes on pandora and i start singing rly loud and then i hear you singing rly loud in the next door apartment and wow you’re good at singing come over but pls don’t mention this to anyone” au

                                       “My soul is an empty carousel at sunset.”                Original Character + Indie Roleplayer + Literate                   Her name is YANMEI DO. She is a fashion designer & more.                          Reblog/Like/Follow !! Serious roleplayers only.

General

Name: Lu Han Alias(es): None Gender: Male Age: 25 Date of Birth: April 20, 1990 Place of Birth: Beijing, China Hometown: Beijing, China Spoken languages: Korean, English, Chinese Sexual preference: Bisexual, leans more towards women. Occupation: Agent, assasin Criminal record: No Disorders: None

Appearance

Eye color: Dark Brown Hair color: Dark Brown Height: 180cm. Scars: Yes. Burns: Yes.  Overweight: No. Underweight: No.

Favourite

Color: White Hair color: Light brown, blonde Eye color: Brown Song:  He can’t pick.  Movie: Any Disney movie, honestly. T.V. Show: Again, can’t pick. Food: Anything sweet. Drink: Tea Video Game: Pokemon Ice cream flavor: Chocolate

Have you…

Graduated high school: No. Had sex: Yes. Had sex in public: No. Gotten pregnant: No. Kissed a boy: Yes. Kissed a girl: Yes. Gotten tattoos: No. Gotten piercings: Yes. Smoked/drank/done drugs: No/yes/no Had a broken heart: No. Been in love: No.  Needed surgery: No. Stayed up for more than 24 hours: No.

Are you…

A virgin: No. A cuddler: Yes.  A kisser: Yes. Scared easily: No. Jealous easily: Yes.  Trustworthy: Yes. Dominant: No. Submissive: No. In Love: No. Single: Yes. In a relationship: No. Considered mean: Maybe.

Random questions.

Have you harmed yourself: Yes. Thought of suicide: Yes. Attempted suicide: No. Wanted to kill someone: Yes. Drove a car: Yes. Have/had a job: Yes. Have any fears: Yes.

Family

                                                    TERMS AND CONDITIONS                                         

1. Wire the money into my account first. I reserve the right to refuse services if I am not sufficiently paid beforehand. 

2. Prices vary upon size of firewall, overall security systems, and information gathered. You’re charged double if there is a hidden spyware that I don’t know about. 

3. Refer to me as CODEC

4. Clicking send means not only are you opening your target’s account to me, but yours as well. Safety measures must be taken.

5. There are no secrets when it comes to you. I know everything. 

                                                        ….so what would you like to do?