to be or not to be

“i can give you all the photocards of yours truly? sounds like a pretty good deal if you ask me.”

“you say that like i don’t have all of them already.”

“okay, fine. name an apt bribe.”

“that’s not how this works. then i might take advantage of you. what do you think is a good bribe?”

“good. i hope they leave you there.”

“ooh, sick burn, kimmy”

“do you know where i could catch her to talk to her about it?”

“usually she’s been backstage in the convention centre watching live footage of all the alpha stages, so you could catch her there.”

“if alpha can guarantee me a spot i might just have to consider it.”

“you’ll have to talk to ryukji, but she’s nice, so it’ll probably be fine.”

“Do you think I could get Spotlight to agree to it?”

“no, but alpha would, so screw spotlight.”

“soft isn’t all bad. i might be biased, but i don’t think you’re a bad guy. going out of your way to not give him any reasons is probably a good idea. you can’t be in helix if you’re dead.”

“hey-- excuse you. not to be a dick or anything, but that’s a fight i’d totally win.”

“i think we are having a reversal of our conversation. when did we both get like this? were you taking those stats in case he tries to beat your ass?”

“i dunno, man-- we’ve gotten soft. i dunno. i hope i never give him reason to beat my ass. im not a bad dude, am i?”

“if you chicken out though you gotta do the next date in full ballerina getup.”

“you just wanna see my ass in tights.”

“if you do i’ll pay for the food on the date in a heartbeat.”

“you have a deal. let’s shake on it.”

“literally never.”

“you are ocunting me out as a helpful associate and i resent that.”

“And what are you distracted with? Time to swap details. My nipples and I are nosy.”

“i mean, i thought it was general knowledge, but siyeon usually. and the rest of the time, the fact that i am both taller and older than her brother, which is funny.”

“Nagging you only shows how much i care and now get ready.” 

“I don’t get ready; i stay ready.”