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Do you think Taylor Swift wrote a new, wedding exclusive song to walk down the aisle to since Daylight is off the table?

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recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours
Bathroom cabinet for all medications and cosmetics create an unsafe, and unhygienic environment for these products.
Itās annoying to keep these things out of a bathroom, especially cosmetics (make up, face cream, etc.) but due to the humidity, these can grow bacteria.
Medications, especially ones that are important to long term health (anti rejection medications, immunosuppressants, etc.) are highly susceptible to rapid temperature changes and humidity, and other medications like allergy meds, topical creams and gels, etc., lose their effectiveness and also are susceptible to bacteria growth.
Take this from a girl who had a solid organ transplant in April and has been on several drugs over the last +half decade.
I donāt ever keep anything like that in the bathroom, and I never have since I moved out on my own and was responsible for my own health.
Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.
#NEEDTHAT

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ilya displaying anyaās obedience school certificate in the trophy room and when someone asks shane about it he goes āwell someone in this family had to get their degreeā
Okay, I'm done.
My sex condo headcanon is that Yuna absolutely knows that that exists. Sheās well aware of Mr. Real Estate and would absolutely know what is going on in the books.
But Shane canāt just charge the business downstairs more rent to make up for the fact the units sit empty and emptier. Yuna will have questions. Yuna will find tenants.
Shane opens two bank accounts at two different banks and draws up lease agreementsā one lessee is Jane and one is Lily and Shane canāt just have his phone number as their point of contact so in one panic induced spiral, he uses Ilyaās and he also buys his own burner phone. Why didnāt he buy two burners? He doesnāt know. It doesnāt matter. Heāll pay the rent of both units and his mom will be none the wiser that Shane is paying two rental payments to himself to keep the books clean and Yuna happy.
Which really works. Itās just like a savings account. Itās fine.
It was fine⦠until the playoffs the year the Voyagers win their first Cupā¦.
Because the rent is late and Yuna canāt have the stress of irresponsible tenants distract Shane from playoffs.
So she dials the number, and yeah, sheās a little confused why a girl living in Montreal would have a US phone number but, really, in the grand scheme of things, Vermont is not that far away.
āRozanov.ā Is the only thing said over the line when the call connects.
Yuna has to pull the phone away from her face, staring at the unsaved, unknown, United States phone number in confusion and distress.
āHello?ā Comes over the line, far away from Yunaās ears as adrenaline and confusion zip through her body like a live wire. āIs this joke? Very rude to call and not say anything.ā
Yuna shakes herself, closes her eyes and takes a deep, grounding breath. āHello, this is Yuna. Hollander. Yuna Hollander⦠Iām calling about the rent due atā¦ā
After all, itās none of her business if Shane wants to rent out a unit to his work rival to have a crash pad in Montreal.
As long as he pays the fucking rent on time.
Hollanov lie detector interview where Ilya begs beforehand to be allowed to ask every Rose Landry comparison heās ever been insecure about, and he totally plays it out like heās joking (heās not).
Shane is like no! Itās embarrassing! And this is public! And you wouldnāt make me actually do that to Rose would you? You know the answer, Iām gay!
Only Rose thinks the whole thing is hilarious and gives Shane the go ahead so thereās no real reason to resist Ilyaās begging anymore, still he holds out to the day before the interview.
āFine! Fine! You can ask about Rose, but I get to ask about anything I want too!ā And Ilyaās like yes yes of course my love. His boring Shane would hardly ask anything damning.
Fast forward to the day of the interview Shane is fondly exasperated with Ilyaās Rose questions, and Ilya is being a cocky bastard so happy with how it played out.
Until they switch sides and Shane breaks out his first question:
āIs it or is it not true that despite famously calling Scott Hunter āa nearly extinct fossilā you think heās hot?ā The blood drains from Ilyaās face pretty quickly after that.
āDo you think Hayden Pike is a good hockey player?ā
āDo you consider Hayden Pike a close friend?ā
āWho do you love more: me or Anya?ā
āBesides me who is your favorite teammate?ā
He gets so nervous all of his lies get caught, and by the end his asshole reputation is in shambles. Kip takes a video of Scott watching the interview and he laughs so hard he canāt even comment. It goes viral.

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Shaneās fame is so important to meāhis specific breakout fame to people who donāt even know hockey. The endorsements in the show have a somewhat janky look because the show itself isnāt high budget (they fake it pretty well but after a million reheats Iām like oh they donāt even show the video game on the tv when theyāre playing at the cottage lmao) but like imagine Hudsonās sleek Peloton Ad with Shane instead, but instead of the artsy stuff they have Hudson do, itās just Shane Hollander, man that is a machine, pushing his body to the limit. Imagine the Nike ads and the cologne ads on the side of a snowy cliff. Heās gorgeous, model gorgeous, and not all premiere athletes have those looks. And Shane will be what you want him to be. If you need him to be the hometown hero sitting at a fast food table pretending to eat a Tim Hortonās breakfast sandwich, heāll do it. If you need to zoom in on his compelling freckles and driven gaze to sell athleisure clothing, heāll let you. Shane wants legacy and notoriety. He wants to control the conversation surrounding him. He wants there to be mystery, like there is with all exceptional people. But in all his commercials, heās notably alone. Heās a myth.
I think about Simone Biles dropping out of the Olympics due to struggles with performance, and the mythology created around elite performance athletes like Ilia Malinin, who had a very public fumble at the Olympics despite all the hype. This created a ton of dialogue. Where they had once been something to marvel at, now they are something to scrutinize. Scrutinized by people who know nothing about their sport, even!
Shane doesnāt disappoint though. He brings Montreal three cups. If you donāt know hockey, you know Shane Hollander. Just like you know Tom Brady, Serena Williams, LeBron James. Michelle Kwan, and Simone Biles. Youāve probably rooted for these people alongside diehard fans even when you yourself know nothing about the sport. Thatās who Shane Hollander is. He can belong to everyone. He is everyoneās athlete.
And then heās outed. And then he trips. Suddenly, this man who up until then has lived life mostly unscrutinized (besides the microaggressions of the insular hockey world), who had been unquestionably A Badass, someone to admire, someone to put on a pedestal, heās suddenly human. Heās someone who passionately kisses his rival in the side yard of his best friend and teammateās house. Heās someone who carried on a secret affair that has rocked the foundations of the sports world. And because he kissed his rival, because he has revealed himself to be human, he is now brought to the same level of scrutiny as anyone else. It is open season for opinions about Shane Hollander.
Not every opinion would bad. Many would be good. Many would love him for it. But the fact that people feel entitled to make the opinion means that the fabric of Shaneās fame has changed. Heās now up for interpretation. You donāt just sit back and marvel at him, you now have other things to say that cloud the myth. And that changes what he is allowed to do, even as an athlete.
Heās no longer allowed to trip on a piece of ice or a bad edge. He isnāt given grace. Because if his secrets hold so much meaning, that also means that his outward actions now also hold meaning. When something so intimate about you is revealed, the stony facade of excellence crumbles. Now everyone has a take. Everyone has an opinion. You are now a public conversation, instead of pleasant inevitability. How can the team count on him, once he reveals his humanity? How can they depend on him, now that heās a conversation, instead of a lecture?
the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other peopleās bodies. theyāre always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if youāre not capable of being normal about bodies you personally donāt find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if youāre not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we donāt wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.
So, the documentary in The Long Game about Shane and Ilyaās rivalry. What a fucking embarrassment for ESPN and everybody involved in its creation!
You direct a sports documentary about two of the greatest hockey players in the world. And how they were bitter rivals but eventually became friends and even started a charity together. Itās good, juicy, it gets excellent ratings, and is possibly award winning. The future is bright.
ESPNās publicists keep talking about how you had unprecedented levels of access to these superstars, and meticulously combed through over a decade of footage of them. The only thing viewers grumble about is that they still donāt know why Ilya Rozanov left Boston for Ottawa. Itās the one mystery of their rivalry that you couldnāt unravel. But overall, the reactions are very positive. A professional triumph for you.
And then only a month later, the whole world (including you) is astonished to find out that these heated rivals have been in a serious and secret romantic relationship for years!!! And you missed the whole thing! One (1) month ago.
The documentary would quickly go from jewel in the crown to albatross around the neck of everybody involved in it. Because you did all this research, you had all this access, and yet you didnāt have a clue. Theyāre together? Theyāre getting fucking married? Ilya Rozanov moved to Ottawa because he was more in love with Shane Hollander than he was with being on a cup winning team?
Oh my God, ESPN would be contemplating destroying every copy of the documentary they commissioned, and which had great ratings. Everybody involved in making it has to log into LinkedIn and delete it from their professional history.
Hockey fans keep rewatching it, but not because they like it anymore. Because they canāt believe not even the professionals figured it out, and are looking for clues. The director will be strongly considering flying to Canada to murder both his documentary subjects.
heated rivalry au where everything is the same except instead of releasing a statement after being outed ilya just tweets a screenshot of half the worldwide trending page being about him and shane and a closeup of them making out in the fanmail video with the caption "maybe no one even noticed...?"

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in a reasonable canon, shane would simply have THEE most dependent and intimate relationship with the montreal team nutritionist. like, he has her on speed dial. they text multiple times per day. she spends 60% of her work hours adjusting meal plans for his texture issues and aversions. nobody else really sees how intense their connection is.
when he was crashing out about trading to ottawa, he said, "You know, it's just gonna be really hard to leave melissa," and hayden was sitting right there like. "melissa?? it's gonna be hard to leave MELISSA??"
but i think we can probably convince melissa to move to ottawa with him, don't worry.
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