( kristine froseth. twenty two. she/her) i think i just saw RUTH RANSOM ride by on a golf cart . at least i think it was them . after all , SAY IT AINβT SO BY WEEZER was blasting on the transistor radio . maybe they were on their way to work , i hear theyβre a DRINK CART GIRL . but they totally could have been on their way to SKINNY DIP IN THE POOL . guess weβll never know . youβll definitely know its them when you see A CHERRY LOLLIPOP STAINED TONGUE, A WINK TOSSED AT A STRANGER, AND HEART SHAPED SUNGLASSES PAIRED WITH HER UNIFORM around the country club . letβs just hope they stay off the green after hours or else the sprinklers will get them ! ( pepper. twenty four. est. she/her. eating disorders. )


















