Pan-tastic

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

What if everything gets better in 2016

then what

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

THE ORIGINAL??

(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)

oh

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline