who's got that "well i jack off to more avant garde concepts than you do" post

one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

honestly just play with your penis until you die

You try to finger my hateful pussy and my clit bites you like a snapping turtle

Being horny about video game characters is so stupid sometimes. Yeah I think about this guy naked. Yes he's still wearing his dumb little headband

I need to stick my fingers in this man's pussy