are you hopeful or just gullible?

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

me: *misses my train by 6 seconds* me: if i didnt stop to look at that bird that one time when i was 10 i would have been 6 second ahead in life and this wouldn’t have happened.

me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did

im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration

I don’t know why I want more

Uh idk who is cuter

Bruh.

THE LIL BABY KISSED HIM WHEN HE WAS TALKING IN SLOTH TO HIM!!!!!

shut the fuck up i'm not crying you're crying

me and the girls

My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area

I will never get over this

This is so beautiful ❤️❤️💕

just a reminder that they were roommates

god making snails: alright now i need a lil goopman

god makin slugs: haha okay one more but this time naked

listening to the police scanner to see if any of them are talking about me and if they have a crush on me

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday