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I took break from gaming/fromsoft for like a year and a half to finish nursing school and start my job, which meant that I also took a break from your work. Now that I've settled in, I've had time to replay elden ring and reread your fics and my god. Your writing and your art are both so beautiful. It's been a pleasure falling in love with your works again! You are so talented and it is so lovely to be able to enjoy your content. I was so happy to see you had posted content for the DLC! Trying not to sound like too much of a crazy fangirl but you definitely inspire me to work on my own writing. I hope life has treated you well so far!
this is such a kind message, tysm! here is a Messmer doodle for you along with all my appreciation (Éāāæā)Éā„ i hope you are thriving.Ā
āAnd the evening getting later,
And the ache - increased again -
As the distance grows the greater
From Erdtree to the Plain.ā
Betrayal is a black thing to carry in your heart.
MESSMER THE IMPALER II Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree (2024)

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that rykard wip of yours... that's exactly what i needed to share my brainrot *laughs*Ā anyway, brainrot incoming: if we go with the idea that young Rykard was inspired by Messmer's "blasphemy" and copied his snake swag, do you think he also saw Messmer had a hot dancer and went like DAMN I NEED ONE TOO *little Tanith shakes her fist at Huw as he's about to leave the stage to become a knight* when i grow up i'll get myself a lord too, just you wait! i might or might not cringe later because that's how my brain works, but this has been brewing for a while and it's entirely your fault, so bear the fruits XD
anon this is SO specific to my fic but yes, headcanon accepted, especially since dancers are canon in Elden Ring and Tanith is confirmed to be one.Ā i also really like the image of little Tanith learning to dance somewhere like Belurat, and later trying to pass some of that tradition on to Rya (if only to fix her posture).
i know this ask is old but because of it iāve been incorporating a bunch of Tanith and Huw in various dance gestures/outfits in my random doodling and occasional studies so here is a selection for you.Ā
lots of La Bayadere and Scheherazade in here, though upon reflection Tanith is definitely Dance of the Seven Veils-adjacent (before receiving Rykardās head on a platter, Salome-style). Ā
bonus Messmer posing with his spear. he may have shit posture but at least he moves elegantly in battle.
Instead of two snakes staring, you now got three.
Doodle. I picked my drawing tablet after about year or more break doing much anything - so I am bit rusty & colors are all over the place.
I scrapped the full thing for a better composition, but I liked his cringe mama's-boy face.
huw doodle from this weekend (āā¢į“ā¢ā)ā” ā§*

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Chapters:Ā 10/10 COMPLETE Fandom: Elden Ring (Shadow of the Erdtree spoilers) Part 2 of O Mother Of My Misfortune. Part 1, A History of Iniquity, can be found here and is required reading.Ā Characters:Ā Messmer, St Trina/Miquella (are the same person, for a time), Rellana, Huw, Gaius, Radahn, Melina, Marika by virtue of her haunting absence; assorted Fire Knights and Black Knights. Mentions of all the demigod siblings.Ā Rating: MĀ
Summary: Trina pleads her case in the Shadow Lands, and Messmer learns things about his motherās golden kingdom heād rather not know. Generally canon-compliant, with excessive worldbuilding for the DLC during the crusade era. The shipping subplot remains for the lovers of the liege/knight dynamic, but gets a little messy.Ā
Ā āLet us have it, then. Whom do you serve?ā
āIn the Lands Between, he is called Miquella the Kind.ā
The name curls in his mind like an arabesque wrought in gold; like the branch of a young sapling.Ā
āYou are sworn to him?ā
She smiles weakly. āAs the light directs where the face of a flower must bloom: yes. He is my liege.ā
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Thanks to everyone who had a kind word to say about A History of Iniquity.Ā This is for you, and because Iāve wanted for a while to put Miquella in front of Messmer and see what happens.
Done.
something something beg for your life
he's like that meme of the cat that says "pathetic"
Chapters:Ā 8/9 Fandom: Elden Ring (Shadow of the Erdtree spoilers) Part 2 of O Mother Of My Misfortune. Part 1, A History of Iniquity, can be found here and is required reading.Ā Characters:Ā Messmer, St Trina/Miquella (are the same person, for a time), Rellana, Huw, Gaius, Radahn, Melina, Marika by virtue of her haunting absence; assorted Fire Knights and Black Knights. Mentions of all the demigod siblings.Ā Rating: MĀ
Summary: Trina pleads her case in the Shadow Lands, and Messmer learns things about his motherās golden kingdom heād rather not know. Generally canon-compliant, with excessive worldbuilding for the DLC during the crusade era. The shipping subplot remains for the lovers of the liege/knight dynamic, but gets a little messy.Ā
āWe are all drunk on the power of one god or another.āĀ
She pauses, chaste. Hesitant. The white gleam of lily, reassuring in its renewal.Ā
āMy master would like to free us from that. Imagine it. Close your eyes. Let the flame in your chest die down. Untangle yourself from whatever abyss is inside you.āĀ
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Updated every week or two, reblogs always appreciated.Ā
Thanks to everyone who had a kind word to say about A History of Iniquity.Ā This is for you, and because Iāve wanted for a while to put Miquella in front of Messmer and see what happens.
another monstrously long chapter
I think it should be studied why, in the Souls lore community (specifically Elden Ring because Iām most familiar with that one), you can say the most batshit theory about how two unrelated characters were actually allies the whole time and this is the āReal reason Marika shattered the Elden Ringā and there will be at least 100 redditors willing to die for you cause; but if you even think about two characters being in a non straight relationship or god forbid are a bit out of the gender binary, theyāll look at you like you just grew a second head.
Here are some examples from Finlay and Huwās fextralife comment sections (I donāt want to go on Reddit for this) and try to pay attention to the like ratios
Finlay:
Herās are way more vitriolic in being āanti-headcanonā. These guys are a minority, but wow are they loud
Huw:
Thereās less of it, especially compared to what Finlay is dealing with, and I was wondering why the mlm ship was getting more support until I saw this and realized a lot of people ship them for the bit and the bit alone
The main difference here is that Finlay is getting targeted for āCanāt a knight just be loyal to her ladyā reasons, while Huw is getting āCanāt two guys just be friendsā comments. Itās all very intriguing to me.
I would be fine about people not caring for a ship, itās just that these people are trying to claim that these are head canons gone too far, and not just valid interpretations of the text. This is the āread the item description and figure it out yourselfā game. Grow up.

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It wasn't just a Long chapter. It was a Left me in shambles lying on the floor thinking about two fictional men chapter. It feels special, like a little utopia before everything comes crashing down. I can only imagine how much effort you put in. Thank you for sharing it ā¤ļø
tysm anon! it's a lot of work, but the people who are vocal in their appreciation keep me going <3
I wish I had time to do more than doodle and edit, but as most of my free time is spent editing, here's a chapter seven-adjacent doodle.
Chapters:Ā 7/9 Fandom: Elden Ring (Shadow of the Erdtree spoilers) Part 2 of O Mother Of My Misfortune. Part 1, A History of Iniquity, can be found here and is required reading.Ā Characters:Ā Messmer, St Trina/Miquella (are the same person, for a time), Rellana, Huw, Gaius, Radahn, Melina, Marika by virtue of her haunting absence; assorted Fire Knights and Black Knights. Mentions of all the demigod siblings.Ā Rating: MĀ
Summary: Trina pleads her case in the Shadow Lands, and Messmer learns things about his motherās golden kingdom heād rather not know. Generally canon-compliant, with excessive worldbuilding for the DLC during the crusade era. The shipping subplot remains for the lovers of the liege/knight dynamic, but gets a little messy.Ā
But he cannot fool himself: he is captivated by this creature. The soft smile, the lull of her voice. How she slanders his bloodline in the compassionate way one breaks sad news to a companion of the heart. The less she fears him, the closer he wants to bring her, until she is kneeling at his feet so that he may stretch out his arm and take a handful of her spun-silk hair, pluck the lily from her ear and wonder at how it does not wither.
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Updated every week, reblogs always appreciated.Ā
Thanks to everyone who had a kind word to say about A History of Iniquity.Ā This is for you, and because Iāve wanted for a while to put Miquella in front of Messmer and see what happens.
Lucky chapter 7 (and by lucky I mean long)