Today's Document
oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.
#extradirty
Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi
JVL
if i look back, i am lost
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occasionally subtle
izzy's playlists!
pixel skylines
Not today Justin
Three Goblin Art
Sweet Seals For You, Always
ojovivo
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@rusamesworld
Alfred: [reaches over to grab fries off of Ivan’s plate]
Ivan: [slides grocery divider between plates]
Alfred: You said you didn’t take that from the grocery store.
Ivan: And you said that you didn’t want any fries now look where we are.
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Ivan: [texting on flight] Taking off now, love you.
Alfred: Be safe.
Ivan: How? All I can do is sit on the plane and accept whatever happens.
Alfred: Your negative thoughts play a role.
Ivan: Okay, well, I guess this is goodbye forever.
Ivan: Why are you putting garlic down you r pants?
Alfred: So Dracula won’t try to eat my ass.
Ivan: Why would Dracula try to eat your ass?
Alfred: He won’t. The garlic— are you even listening?
Ivan: You want to go upstairs?
Alfred: Sure...
Ivan: You have protection?
Alfred: W-why? What’s up there?
Ivan: Don’t fill up on the breadsticks, that’s how they get you.
Alfred: That’s how they get YOU, coward. I will bankrupt this Olive Garden!
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Drinking
Ivan: [to bartender] I’ll have a Sex on the Beach.
Alfred: That’s a girl drink.
Ivan: Alright, Alfred. You enjoy your 5% bread flavored soda. I’m drinking a fruit smoothie that’ll have me fucked up beyong recognition in 15 minutes. It’s called efficiency.
*Alfred drops off Ivan at the airport*
Alfred: Have a safe flight.
Ivan: I have no say in the matter.
Alfred: *already driving off* Die then.
Ivan: And what do we tell ourselves when we feel like jumping out of a window?
Alfred: Yeet.
Ivan: No.
Can a Rusame request be squeezed in? 😅
sorry it took so long!!
requests are closed right now but you can commission me!
Alfred: I'm sorry for writing fake dialogue about us on Twitter.
Ivan: [spoon feeding him caviar] Well, at least you have a huge penis.
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Ivan with a fetish for cowboys and Texan accents? And what next?? Alfred has a fetish for gopniks??
al when ivan wears an adidas tracksuit:
al when ivan squats in his adidas tracksuit:
al when ivan starts squat dancing to hardbass in his adidas tracksuit:
al: soo what kind of car do you drive?
ivan: lada
al:
Look at my child ❤
based on this post
Alfred would definitely do this shit
“I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. …And a panther.” - Alfred F. Jones, probably
Based on this and inspired by this strip (and the US’s obsession with defense & national security). Alfred is Dwight K. Schrute combined with Fox Mulder and you can’t change my mind.
Alfred: Rearrange my guts daddy
Surgeon Ivan: Why isn't he under anesthesia
Anesthesiologist: He's under so much anesthesia
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Discussing Hades/Persephone Rusame au with the folks at Discord and now i’m on the floor
Hi guys! I need your help!
This is an artist’s Hetalia work done a few years ago. They used to run a rusame ask blog here on Tumblr, but I can’t find it anywhere anymore, no matter how many keywords I try typing in. I’m not sure if they deleted the blog, or if I simply can’t remember the name of it correctly. Sadly, this is the only art of theirs that I could find on Google images. I can’t find who posted it because this image was linked to a PaigeeWorld account, and since that site was permanently taken down, I can’t see who posted it.
I’m posting this wondering if anyone knows who this artist is. I just want to know if they have a different account now, or if they’ve completely deleted everything. They were the reason I got into Hetalia in the first place, so I’d really like to know if they have an account where I can follow and support them on.
If no one knows where to find this artist I’ll take down this post soon. I just wanted to quickly check if anyone in the community knew them cause I’d really like to find and support them :)
Thanks for all your help! ❤️
