Yes But Why.

*me*: catching that sweet sweet fleeting dopamine wisp.

“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise

we can’t. there’s people in the House

animal crossing rules

But…what IS this? I feel this so hard.

This is primarily on Mitch McConnell. One of his sticking points is not giving the American people “too much money” because??? The democrats have been proposing more money for working class americans since MAY and Mitch won’t even let the senate VOTE on those proposals. If you live in georgia, please vote in the senate runoffs and vote for the democrats, because Mitch has way too much power right now and we can take away his majority with those two seats.

And if you don’t live in Georgia, it’s still helpful even at this stage to donate to Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff‘s campaigns, and/or to Stacy Abrams’ https://fairfight.com/ initiative. If both Warnock and Ossoff win their seats, the Republicans lose their majority in the senate, which means that McConnell will no longer be the majority leader-  and will those no longer be in the position that has allowed him to refuse to let bills go to the senate floor to be voted on. Also, we might then be able to ACTUALLY HAVE ENOUGH VOTES TO PASS STUFF WE WANT TO SEE MADE INTO LAW / MAKE CHANGED IN THE CURRENT LAWS once bills GET to the senate floor. If the republicans keep these seats, we’re most likely going to be back to a fucking stalemate for at least another two years. …By the way, it’s never too early to start looking at which members of congress are up for re-election in 2022 and who is running against the assholes we most want to see voted out.

The witches have come to lay their claim.

a pair of mischievous goblins examine their new charge

Ebony and Tenebrous were aghast.  “Did you hear what those fairies gave her? Beauty, grace and willingness to please? Bast’s tits, that’s a terrible thing to do to a kitten.“ Ten got up on her hind legs. “Never trust a flying thing that gives you a mouthful of glitter when you catch it. Come on, Eb, let’s give her our gifts.” “Like half a shrew? I tried giving her that, her dam shouted at me.“ “Quite right too,“ said Ten wisely, “it’s got be at least four weeks before she can manage the skulls. That’ll be my gift then. May you always be able to manage skulls. Big ones, small ones, beaky ones, mousey ones, any sort of skull.“ Ebony copied her sister’s pose. “And may you always catch the flying things. Then you’ll never be hungry, and that’s much better than fairy wishes.” *** Thirty years later, Alba was everyone’s favourite keeper at the zoo. Not only could she cure her colleagues’ headaches just by telling their skulls to give over, but she was the only person they’d ever know who could work alone in the emu enclosure…

YES THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

I’ve never felt sorry for an emu in my life until right now.

i’m overdue for a tattoo

the inherent shame of beginning… dont look at me while i learn

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

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