Runic Gearjammer

why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher

He's fucking back again, gods dammit

Americans are tax paying slaves.

They can calculate your subway sandwich receipt to the penny but have no way of knowing where votes come, no way of transparently confirming their validity and no way to publicly count them in a reasonable amount of time.

"Indeed, when he applied to become an astronaut, he failed on the first attempt. Part of the test featured the famous Rorschach ink-blots psychiatric exam. “I leafed through a whole series of them, and then the last one was a blank sheet of paper, pure white, eight by 10,” he once recalled. “I was asked what I could see. And I said, ‘Well, of course, that’s 11 polar bears fornicating in a snow bank.’ And I could see the examiner’s eyes kind of tighten. He didn’t think that was funny.”"

They kept interviewing test pilots for this stuff and then being surprised when they acted like test pilots, i.e., cocky bastards with no self-preservation instinct who think they're the greatest

ah yes. the classic “I can’t sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That”. so I’ll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned

what’s the punchline here

wait